Does This Butt Hole Look Straight?

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This is apparently one of Sebastian Hook's first videos that he filmed for GayHoopla. He's sucking Jason Keys while talking on his phone with his girlfriend. Seriously, that's the back story GayHoopla is trying to sell us. Between gulps, Sebastian reassures his girlfriend that there are no other girls around that he finds attractive. That's because said girls don't have penises between their legs. Talk about a contrived scene.

How about just letting the guys suck and fuck without trying to make us think they're straight? Like I said the last time I reviewed a GayHoopla scene: Is This Scene Hot Only If These Guys Are Straight? And if GayHoopla wants us to believe a guy is straight, perhaps they could find one with eyebrows that aren't so pretty and sculpted. Unless going to the salon on Saturdays with your girlfriend for a pluck and wax is a thing now. Forget about Sebastian's eyebrows, I know it's one of my pet peeves and I go on endlessly about it, but how about his gaping butt hole?

But who am I to decide what makes a guy straight or gay? And I suppose in this day and age where every sideways glance can be considered an act of bullying, maybe I should just look the other way and shut up. But if you're going to throw an elephant in bed with two supposed straight guys, I'd be remiss in my duties if I didn't point it out. If I don't, then one of my commenters will say, "Hey Joe, what about that gaping butt hole?" So boys, I ask again: Does pretending these guys are straight make this scene any hotter? Maybe this is no different that a director asking us to believe that a performer is a cop roughing up a prisoner, a stepdad screwing his stepson, or a guy getting to fuck his pornstar crush. It's all fantasy, isn't it? Am I making much ado about nothing?

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