Zac Efron & Dave Franco Bro Out At The MTV Awards

There's this strange fascination that this new generation of stars seem to have with groping and touching one another, either because they think that being gay is funny or... no, that's it. They think that being gay is hilarious and doing things like this at awards shows will get them some great, cheap laughs. Isn't it funny when Zac Efron grabbed Dave Franco's cock? No. No, it isn't.

I know that many of you will say I'm just being bitchy or catty or whatever other adjectives you like to use to describe me in the comments section, but this kind of thing bothers me. Granted these two would never be honored for a piece of garbage movie like Neighbors at any sort of serious awards show, but do you think they'd act this way at the Oscars? Probably not. 

At the MTV Movie Awards though, where the viewing audience is made up almost exclusively of pre-teens, this kind of shit goes over like gangbusters. How else were these two supposed to stand out from a crowd that included Vin Diesel singing and Robert Downey, Jr. telling kids to keep their noses clean? By groping one another, of course. Fine work, gents. You've officially mined being gay for every last bit of ore. 

Via OMG Blog