See Chris Zylka’s Thick Penis In New ‘The Leftovers’ Clip

October 19, 2015
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I bet you didn't think your week would start off with a big flopping dick in your face! Scratch that, I bet your didn't think your week would start off with Chris Zylka's big flopping dick in your face. Well it has. Since I don't watch The Leftovers I though the best part of the weekend was going to be the naked Bengals locker room interview. While that would have provided plenty of fap material, the gorgeous blonde actor Chris Zylka takes the weekend's peen prize by showing off his, ::swoon::, dreamy junk in the most recent episode of HBO drama The Leftovers.

The scene starts off with Chris bumping bush with Liv Tyler (who by the way is looking amazing - she pops up like once a year and it reminds me to wear sunscreen) but before you know it Chris is doing the no pants dance as some men wrestle him to the ground. As he wriggles for release his junk flops all, over, the, damn, place! Just look at that dick, and those perfect balls! They're the kind of balls put on this earth for the sole purpose of going in your mouth. It's all just too good to be true. Honestly I can't stop looking at everything here. Chris showed a sliver of his penis in Kaboom, but nothing like this. All hail HBO, the king of celebrity peen!