It All Happened On France's Got Talent. Brent Ray Fraser Did It, You Guys!

He's somewhat an introvert, and very much asexual; he calls himself "artsexual," getting all the sexual pleasure he needs from his work. With a body like that. What an absolute shame.

But Vancouver-based artist Brent Ray Fraser - yes, the one who uses his hard dick to paint paintings - has always lived his life on display and in the nude, almost as if his life itself was a performance piece. 

He was once a Chippendales dancer (if you couldn't tell by his perfect body). He once ate dinner nude in Vancouver's Carnegie Centre as a performance piece. And now, Brent Ray Fraser has topped himself again, by doing his whole act on France's Got Talent. 

To reiterate. Brent Ray Fraser painted a portrait in the nude on stage in a live taping of a TV show.

The audience - AND the judges - were just as shocked, confused, uncomfortable, and slightly turned on as you are and as you'd expect them to be.

Just when I thought Men At Play's "2 Wet" trailer was the most intense thing I had seen all year, Brent goes and throws me for a loop~

The best part about it is in the short amount of time he was on stage, he painted a pretty impressive painting...of one of the judges.

What a dick move to not paint the other judges! I wonder if they felt shafted.

All puns aside, I'm disappointed that Fraser ended neither this physical art painting, nor this performance art piece with his usual signature:

“I use the paint to masturbate and finish off by cumming on the painting. Signing it with my DNA.”