Chris Jones' Wardrobe Malfunction at NFL Combine
Each year NFL hopefuls convene at the football scouting combine, were they demonstrate their kills Hunger Games style in front of coaches and recruiters. During the 40-yard dash defensive lineman Chris Jones went for the Penn State points when his dick and balls flopped out of his running outfit! As soon as he crossed the finish line Chris dove to the ground to cover his junk, but by that time America was already touching itself to that massive cock during the nationally televised event.
About 30 pounds of the 310-pound player obviously comes from his salami, which in addition to slowing him down from its sheer mass must have created serious wind resistance for the poor fella when in plopped out during the dash. If the top teams in America don't fight for this guy to spice up the locker room hijinks, Jones could always have a career in porn. Between this guy and last week's cute dancing dick dangler, it's just a great time for accidental peen! Here are some videos capturing this blessed event!
@BarstoolBigCat Chris Jones takes a dive at the end of the 40 and out comes his dick pic.twitter.com/lTRjLMcJoX
— Brett Matthews (@Brett_Matthews_) February 28, 2016
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Via The Big League