Richard Short Went Nude in ‘Vinyl’ and BALLS BALLS BALLS

Richard Short Naked on Vinyl

This weekend the gorgeous Brit actor Richard Short became Dick Long when he went full frontal in HBO original series Vinyl. The show is produced by heavy hitters like Martin Scorsese and Mick Jagger, and follows the music industry in the 1970's. While we've already gotten some penis from Bobby Cannavale (who will always and forever be Will's BF from Will & Grace), and that soon-to-be in a glass case at Planet Hollywood merkin from straight guy fap nip Olivia Wilde, Richard is what's really getting my taint tingling! Just look at this boy!

Richard Short, 40, has had an amazing career, with spots on Blue Bloods, American Horror Story, 666 Park Avenue (oof), and stuff, but TMZ isn't necessarily hiding in the bushes for him. Yet! Since Richard is still new to my dick, all I'm seeing is Karl Urban for some reason. Anyone?

You can catch Short's full frontal scene - well lit cock, balls, and a little taint - in season 1, episode 9 when he gets photographed by Olivia Wilde. And let's just say it together... "DAMN!" This man is smoking hot. He's got a perfectly toned bod, ultimate body hair goals, and is the new gold standard in balls. Do these balls hang low? Do they wobble to and fro? Should they be dragged across your face in a clockwise motion? Yes! Check out the full scene below as well as some stills in the gallery. Is this guy doing it for you? 

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