No, Vanessa Hudgens: Hottest MALE Celebrities at Coachella

April 18, 2016
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Cock-chella

Because I apparently have the blowout gay gene, or glowout as they say in the medical field, I can't wait to see what all the fame whores wear to Coachella. I can't help it! Give me a shameless, fringed-out model frantically waving around a peace sign in front of anyone with a camera for an entire week any day!

Alessandra Ambrosio

This year Coachella 2016 brought plenty of flower crowns, fringes, and circular sunglasses, but I realized that the boys of Coachella get the shit end of the stick when it comes to media coverage. They're just as shameless ("Do these patches on my jeans mean and steampunk motorcycle glasses without a motorcycle in sight mean NOTHING to you?" - Jared Leto) so it's only fair that they get reimbursed with some screen time for their whoring ways! Why can't we get some more of the hot (literally, some of them are wearing black pants and boots in 90 degree weather) male Coachella celebrities?

Well now we can, with this list. Through some careful editing I think I've been able to cut out Vanessa Hudgens from all of these pictures, but I wouldn't be surprised if she hacks her way onto any Coachella list that doesn't include her.