Battle of the Hunks: Rock vs. Vin Diesel vs. Jason Statham

August 26, 2016
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This is a Battle of the Hunks that had to happen at some point, and it could very well be the most important one yet! Bald beauties Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Vin Diesel, and Jason Statham have now all officially gone nude in their movies - The Rock joined the elite club with his epic ass scene in Ballers - and they're all action stars so buff that while power humping you they MAY actually kill you. Worth it! Jason Statham stars in this weekend's Woody Allen movie Sunset in Venice. Just kidding, he stars in a 13-year-old boy action & adventure porn flick Mechanic: Resurrection. Surprise!

Since most tabloid news could easily be lifted from events at a sorority mixer, these three fellas are actually currently in the news together because apparently there's a FeUd between The Rock and Vin Diesel (that looks like it's apparently a publicity stunt for WrestleMania) and when asked about which side he was taking, Jason Statham said that he's like, totally not about the dramz. People Magazine states the he "isn't putting himself in the middle of any drama between his Fast 8 costars." I KNEW Amber stole Emily's Pink hoodie but honestly I just stay clear of the drama. Promise you won't tell her I told you!

While all of these guys look like they were born to rassel, The Rock is the only hottie here who started out in the ring. Vin Diesel was an actor from an early age and Jason Statham was a French Connection model turned actor through a connection with Guy Richie.

In addition to converging on screen on the upcoming Furious 8 and in the tabloids for a very real sounding feud that could in no way be construed as publicity, our gorgeous studs come together in one of the sexiest Battle of the Hunks imaginable. If you read any of my stuff you know I wouldn't file these guys under "my type" ("Isn't your type male and breathing?" - you), but they're all definitely fuckable. Vin's the weakest link when it comes to nudity, but the far away shot in Riddick still sheds light on what looks to be a serious bubble butt that could maybe even rival The Rock's. Check out the pics below and VOTE for the guy you want to fuck!