Birthday Boy Toy: So, Let’s See Clive Owen’s Thick Penis

October 3, 2016
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Clive Owen (52)

Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' a Clive! Did any of you know that Clive Owen has a toilet paper roll dick, and that you can see it in 1991's Close My Eyes? Because he does, and personally he just went from "that cute British guy with the hair who wears the fuck out of a suit who would have made a really good James Bond" to "put the pussy on ya, like I told ya," now that I've seen what he's packing! At 52-years-old Owen is looking insanely good, and most recently you can catch him on the critically acclaimed and absolutely disgusting Cinemax series The Knick. Unfortunately Owen doesn't live up to the channel's Skinemax legacy here, but he does show off his ageless, sexy, hairy body:

^{Clive Owen in The Knick}