In porn, as in life, Stoya has all of the answers, and she gives them long before we're ready to ask questions. We're wondering why the title of this movie is "unSEXpected," and a month ago she answered, "because people have sex in it and some of the characters are surprised about it." What's with the SEX part? "Non-standard capitalization draws the eye, hammering the adult-oriented nature of the product home." Oh, Stoya, you're so good to us.
And from the looks of these pictures, she's very, very good to Erik Everhard and James Deen as well. In fact, this movie shows what happens when Stoya and James Deen don't work together for three years and then suddenly work together. Our memory isn't what it used to be, but we think the entire Earth was destroyed.
Or maybe we're just thinking of the felt on the pool table that Stoya fucks upon in two different scenes. First, she wraps her legs around Erik Everhard's head as he slips his tongue inside her pussy and kneads her ass (he also needs her ass, too; we all do). Then Stoya uses the side pocket like a stirrup for her heel, so her butt is arched towards Erik's turgid member in the perfect angle. Eventually they move to the couch so Stoya can ride atop Erik and suck his seed down her throat; we can't help but wonder if the pool table feels lonely at that point.
Fortunately, it sees more action later when James Deen delivers a pizza and Stoya doesn't have any cash for a tip. Harkening upon the old "Cash, Grass, or Ass" rule, Stoya figures that she can open her anus up to James and tip him that way. That pool table is not prepared for such furious fucking. Let's see what Stoya says about it:
I remember Robby D. saying that anal wasn't really necessary since I hadn't shot in a while, and I remember telling him to be quiet and let James do what he wants. There may have been an exclamation about how we hadn't worked together in three years and his cock belongs in all of my holes. Mostly, though, it's just "Fuuuuck he's so hot."
But there's more to "unSEXpected" than Stoya! Andy San Dimas gets her pussy (and the arches of her feet) licked by Manuel Ferrara, as does Brooklyn Lee, and PYT Sabrina Taylor learns to love every throbbing inch of Erik's massive cock. Yes, "unSEXpected" is a DVD that keeps on giving, even if the title gives us grief.
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