Gus Kenworthy Tighty Whitie Dick Bulge For Gay Times Shoot

Openly sexy Olympic skier Gus Kenworthy is totally Anna Kournikova-ing right now - in that he might not be on top of his professional sporting game, but audiences DGAF and pretty much just want to see his dick. I mean, Anna Kournikova doesn't have a dick obviously, but you get what I mean. NE WAYZ, Gus is sex on a ski pole, and thanks to a steamy new shoot with Gay Times Magazine, we have even more sizzlingly hot peeks at what Kenworth's got going on under his parka! 

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In the new pics Kenworthy is giving ripped jock Eagle Scoutmaster ascot fat cock bulge beard blue eyes sit on my mouth realness, and it really is everything. Somebody's been watering this boy's bod with Miracle-Gro, because his thicket of fab follicles has only gotten thicker over the years that we've been following Kenworthy. Is there a thing as too much body hair? Ummm no. Give me a guy that looks like a ripped dust bunny any ol' day.

In conclusion, it's cruel that we know men can be this attractive, and in order to sleep at night with the tragic vessel I have been given on this Earth, I'm going to pretend that Kenworthy made a deal with the Gay Devil to achieve his enviable eternal beauty. He bartered with his ski career. Kidding!

You can pick up your copy of Gay Times here.