Olympic Luger Chris Mazdzer Is Driving Us All Crazy In A Very Good Way

This week the U.S. Men's Olympic Luge Team won its very first medal in history. You'd think everyone would be focused on the win, but viewers are much more interested in seeing one of the teammates in as little clothing as possible. Both guys and girls are going crazy over luger Chris Mazdzer - and I can't say I blame them. 

In gay terms I'd classify Chris as an otter/cub hybrid, but I know it's 2018 and we all hate labels now. His rough-and-ready looks throughout the Games so far, mixed with a physique that just won't quit, have caused quite a stir in everyone's jeans. It also helps that the 29-year-old from Massachusetts looks damn fine in his skin-tight uniform. 

He's also prone to posing without a shirt on - and boy does he have a lot of hair to hold on to. 

Diving into this new year 100% in rain, shine, sleet, snow or whatever else 2018 throws my way! PC: @tmorris91 #cantstopwontstop #2018 #polarplunge #lakekonigssee #pyeongchang2018 #believe #achieve #inspire #classroomchampions #explorermoments #lakeplacid #ongoenergy #livecenterline #luge #teamusa #teamusana

A post shared by Chris Mazdzer (@mazdzer) on Jan 2, 2018 at 8:59am PST

Just went swimming in the East Sea while taking a tour of the Olympic coastal cluster in Gangneung. Don't let my smile fool you, it was 40 degrees with wind and the water was like an ice bath... But I haven't been to a beach in a couple of months so I figured I had to #pyongchang2018 #Teamusa #Offdays #Korea #shrinkage

A post shared by Chris Mazdzer (@mazdzer) on Mar 1, 2016 at 10:55pm PST

He knows he's got a lot to flaunt, but Chris is definitely in PyeongChang to bring home as many medals as he can. After his team's win, he told NBC, "It’s 16 years in the making. I’ve had a rough last two years, and it just shows: Don’t ever give up. Whenever you lose, keep fighting."

You keep going for Gold, Chris. We'll be here stalking your social media like the true fans we are. 

Being named to the #2018olympics doesn’t mean that I can relax. Still working hard everyday for that ultimate goal of being on top of that podium. Training today through Wednesday before taking a much needed week off for the holidays. Then it’s #grindtime until the #olympics #motivationmonday #roadtopyeongchang2018 #lakeplacid #teamusa

A post shared by Chris Mazdzer (@mazdzer) on Dec 18, 2017 at 2:08pm PST

Had an awesome day exploring the mountains of Tennessee and coming across this gem. #cliffjumping #naturalwaterslide #dayoff #scareyourselfonceaday #appalachians #tennessee #activerecovery #chasingwaterfalls

A post shared by Chris Mazdzer (@mazdzer) on Jul 30, 2017 at 7:53pm PDT