2017 Herndon Monument Climb Bulges: Hotter! Gayer! Wetter!

Yes, plebes! The United States Naval Academy is back at it with the manly man man Herndon Monument climb for the class of 2020. Dozens of shirtless boys in basketball shorts are hosed down while scampering up a 21-foot-tall monument to celebrate this great gay country. Once they get to the top, the cadets are plebes no more, and can officially begin training for careers in quietly jacking off in bunks at night. Maybe, looking over when they hear some creaking. Maybe that turns them on a little. Maybe they sneak into Biff's bed. Maybe Biff is bigger than they thought he would be. Maybe he's got a little precum. Maybe I need to get a fucking boyfriend!

Watchful eyes will quickly spot all of the muscly man asses in the pile of hotties, as well as some delish bulge action. And there are also women - which I obviously support and think is commendable on so many levels. But like for this one second, move aside? NE wayz, basketball shorts, a drenched heap of sexy shirtless guys hugging a fat phallic monument, the freedom to write this smut, THESE are things worth fighting for!

Do you have a favorite plebe? I don't care which one I get as long as I can fit five of them inside me.