The Art of the Hotel Hookup

The Art of the Hotel Hookup

We love hooking up in hotels. There's a thrill to the whole experience, you don't have to have strangers in your house, and everything gets cleaned by someone else. Whether you do a staycation or are traveling, there is an art to having the perfect hotel hookup. Here are our tips cultivated from many experiences.

First of all, the saying "you get what you pay for" definitely applies to choosing the type of hotel for your hookup. We know some cumdumps prefer to get a cheap hotel for easy in and out access and lower-cost hotels can be seedy which some guys like, it adds to the slutty experience. But our take is, that you are only going to attract a certain quality of person to hookup with who will go to a cheap motel. Being at a nicer hotel will likely attract a wider variety of guys who would feel comfortable going to a legit hotel. Also, adding some nice bed linens and a quality bed adds to the fantasy factor. One factor to consider, though, is the ease with which guys can access your room. If someone has to check in at a front desk or if you need to go to the lobby to use your key to access the elevator to your room, that can get a bit laborious and awkward. If you tend to host your hotel hookup late in the night, you don't need a nosy front desk person to know your business. Bigger hotels or drive-up motels typically make access easier. Also, check if the hotel has back or side entrances that are easier to access. Check with the hotel about their visitor policy. Most hotels won't bat an eye where other hotels might try and charge you extra if they think a visitor has spent the night.

Not everyone you hookup with is going to be trustworthy. We've learned the hard way. Make sure you put your keys, wallet, jewelry, and any other valuables out of the way so no one gets tempted to take them. Also, be mindful of what you are keeping in the bathroom. You don't know what someone is up to behind closed doors if they need to use the bathroom to clean up.

Pack up! Nothing will ruin a hotel hookup more than not having what you need for the big moment. Make sure you pack your lube and whatever else you use during a hot session. One time we forgot our supplies and had to UberEats from CVS. That was interesting.

Be mindful as to what time you are hooking up. Some hotels don't have the best soundproofing and if someone is pounding you hard and the bed is banging against the wall and you are grunting louder than a foghorn, the neighboring room may call the front desk and complain if it is late at night. Playing some background music can help muffle some of the noise. Also, if you plan your hotel hookup during the day, make sure it isn't when housekeeping will come calling. We've had more than a few maids walk right in while we were in full swing.

Make sure you know how to communicate that your hotel hookup session is over. Because it is a hotel, some guys think it's an invitation to hunker down and overstay their welcome. Thank them for a good time, ask them if they have all their stuff, and tell them you need to get to sleep or have something to do. Those who like to linger can make it awkward. Set your boundaries.

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