Grindr Fails: Nicki Minaj, Punctuation, Oil Changes, & More!

Grindr Fails: Nicki Minaj, Punctuation, Oil Changes, & More!

With all the chatter about all the changes happening over at Grindr (read it here), we thought we'd end the week with a little gay hookup app humor. It's been a crazy week for us gays, and Grindr has shown that with more than a plethora of odd and funny messages to choose from. We really want to know, are you hooking up with some of these guys after they send the strangest of strangest messages? Sometimes, the crazier the gay, the better the D. Are we right? LOL. Enjoy this week's collage of gay hookup weirdness.

Awww, Grindr guys are the most poetic. Does this mean they are both catching feelings? Better to catch feelings than gonorrhea!

Learn how this works! Apparently, tops aren't allowed to use exclamation points. We didn't know! We mean, we didn't know!!!!!!!

Ok, we know this Grindr message is a cut-and-paste job, but it is still pretty funny and caught our attention. We might smash.

What is the saying? The more the merrier? Hey, this relationship has a built-in family, including the spouse!

These are the kinds of messages people get when they choose "Networking" as their reason for being on Grindr. Fitness questions are important. Keeping up with your health is important. Knowing how many calories you burn while fucking is important.

Too soon? Sigh. We can't even.

We've said it in our sex tips! Don't want to cum too soon? There are ways to avoid it!

We don't know what kind of flex this is. We don't think it's doing what this guy thinks it's doing. Although a guy with a messy room tends to have the biggest D. Is that scientific knowledge?

In today's gay dating world, you do have to be very specific as to what a date is. You want to show up prepared in the right outfit. Also, we love the roomie benefits! Usually, we just want to have our own bathroom and laundry, but a shared bottom? Yasssss!

That awkward moment when your therapist enters the chat.

We've heard of lame excuses, but this one is pretty high up there. Now we want to know what that nightmare was!

These masculine and feminine and top and bottom assumptions have to stop! Bottoms can change the oil! Well, if you call lube an oil. LOL!!!!

Check out all of our Grindr Fails, they are a hoot!

Send us your Grindr Fails, they may show up in our column! Yassss!