The New Superman Is BULGING! We got the pics…

The New Superman Is BULGING! We got the pics...

Our gay hearts broke when we found out that Hollywood hunk Henry Cavill was giving up the spandex and red cape and retiring as Superman. How can you not be sad to say goodbye to that superhero bulge?

 

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And we can confirm, that Superman bulge wasn't just the costume. Here is Henry in his natural habitat, celebrating sweatpants season and showing it off!

 

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We weren't so sure when they announced David Corenswet as the new superhero. How could anyone replace our Henry? But, pictures of David bulging in all of the right places are emerging, and perhaps our minds are being changed. He certainly has bulked up for the role!

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If you squint your eyes, he does look like a Henry Cavill double! Those biceps are double the size of our heads! But perhaps it was this next post that really sold us on David filling Superman's pouch. David was peeped by the paparazzi frolicking on the beach in a wet swimsuit. We all know what happens when swimsuits get wet, they show off the goods. Um, HE IS PACKING! That bulge is good enough to make it to our Bulge Column. That bulge is our kryptonite!

the new superman is gonna be HUGE pic.twitter.com/dijDpcdTEk

— Joey Monda (@joeymonda) June 28, 2023

How did he fit all that in his Superman costume?

 

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While everyone is focusing on his taking over the red cape, we did a deep dive, courtesy of Mr. Man, into some of his past work. He has shown us enough skin to keep us wanting more. Before we get to his butt-baring action, let's look at some of his work in undies.

We don't know what is gayer...Patti Lupone being in the scene of David showing off in undies...or the fact that it is Ryan Murphy's Hollywood. It's all a gay trifecta.

He also gayed it up for the Politician, having a hot threesome in his undies.

Ok, now here is the new Superman and his twunk butt. It's cute! This was for the film Affairs of the State.

Alright, we are more and more convinced that this might be a worthy Henry Cavill replacement. Let's hope! Here's the official trailer.

Check out more celebrity pics and vids (with full frontal!) at Mr. Man.