The Male Celebs of Nosferatu Nude

With the much-anticipated release of Robert Eggers's Nosferatu remake, yer boy Hank here was wondering if there's any nudity in it. I mean, vampires after all are known for getting more than a little freaky in the sheets! Or above the sheets, as witnessed by 1979's Dracula starring Frank Langella as the sexy daddy vampire. What is it that draws us gays to the mythos of vampires so much if it isn't for the hottie Euro-trash stereotype, especially prominent in all those Anne Rice novels? Okay, maybe there's a bit more to it than that. As it turns out, alas, this much-heralded version doesn't suck when it comes to showing us some celebrity skin. BUT it turns out many of the top-billing male stars of the film have bared some, if not all, in previous projects! So, thanks to some video help from Mr. Man, Hank's Public Privates brings you The Men of Nosferatu (2024).

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Nicholas Hoult in The Great Season 2 Ep. 10 (2020-2023)

Hoult, who plays Thomas Hutter in Nosferatu, is a butt-baring Peter, Emperor of Russia in the Hulu original series The Great. Because the Russian Revolution is such a wellspring of comedy, this is a sumptuous feast for the eyes as well as comedic fare as Catherine (Elle Fanning) attempts to wrest control of the throne from Peter. Throughout the political backstabbing, Hoult manages to get naked and bare his royal bottom in several scenes. He can certainly rule my world!

Ralph Ineson in Lord of Misrule (2023)

Ineson was brooding and darkly handsome as the hapless and ill-fated patriarch of a Puritanical family in Eggers's 2015 shocker The Witch (with his great shirtless wood-chopping scene!) before he was given the role of Dr. Sievers in Eggers's latest film. He plays these period characters with aplomb, and his role in Lords of Misrule is no exception. Ineson shows off his daddy butt as he wanders the woods in this British release about satanism that gives serious Wicker Man/Midsommar vibes.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson in Savages (2012)

Let's just say it upfront. Taylor-Johnson loves showing off his johnson! And oh my what a johnson it is! Now I admit I'm being a bit of a tease here as I'm disallowed from showing you his best "work." So the clip above, from the Oliver Stone-directed Savages about a couple of buddies and their pot operation, only gives you a taste of what you'll find over at Mr. Man. Great lean body and sexy ass, to be sure. But guys, his full-frontal naked shower fight scene with Giovanni Rabisi in A Million Little Pieces is *chef's kiss*! And even better is his frenetic dirge-fueled dancing over the opening credits that has him waving his wang all over the place. Y'all, to quote Evie from Girls Will Be Girls: "IT'S HUGE!"

Bill Skarsgård in The Crow (2024)

Skarsgärd, playing the main baddie Count Orlok is used to playing characters that chill your boner I mean bones! You know him best, I'd guess, as Pennywise the less-than-youth-friendly clown in the more recent film iteration of It. But it's in one of his worst films his rendition of The Crow where he shows off his shapely buns. He does this in many of his films, actually, even showing us his bush in Clark. But if tats are your thing, then you're the only one to appreciate this much-maligned comic book flick.

Willem Dafoe in The Loveless (1981)

Dafoe, who plays the von Helsing-like character Prof. Albin Eberhart von Franz in Nosferatu is probably one of the most versatile actors to date. No one would find him to be a sex symbol when you see him in Eggers's moody art film The Lighthouse or as Green Goblin in the Tobey Maguire Spiderman films. And especially when he's getting his dick torn off in Lars von Triers's Antichrist. But back in the day, he was the one you called in when you wanted a daring, no-holds-barred performance that also included nudity. Now in The Loveless, he's only showing his cute ass. But if you find The Dance of the Sphinx & the Chimera (1985) over at Mr. Man you can see him doing a dong dance in which he lets it all hang out. And, uh...it hangs pretty low! And god bless this guy, he's still letting it all hang out! Check out his turn in Kinds of Kindness as well!

Now, go check out these men in Nosferatu playing now.

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