Ask Chad Love and Dating: Needy Bottoms, Horny Renters, & Bi Sex

Ask Chad Love & Dating: Needy Bottoms, Horny Renters, & Bi Sex

What’s up, Sexies??? Well, we are knee-deep into Pride Month. And by knee-deep, I mean I’m on my knees. LOL. Pride started off with a bang. I went to Weho Pride and the weekend was a blur with Adam Lambert, Kylie Minogue, Kesha, and Janelle Monáe. Gurrrlll, it was a crazy weekend. I’m still trying to recover. What better way to recover than to respond to all your crazy ass questions?

Keep those questions coming in, Sexy Bitches, I love reading them! Just like my Sniffies profile says, nothing is off limits: [email protected]

Dear Chad,

My boyfriend and I have passionate sex, it’s really hot. He’s the top, I’m the bottom, that’s how it works. Here’s the thing. Once he cums, he’s done. He literally cums, pulls out, and goes and takes a shower. Once he’s finished he is just not in the mood. It’s like night and day. I usually have to finish myself off when he goes into shower. I just feel used and he doesn’t even care if I finish. I just hate it. The sex though is so good and we have a really good relationship, so I just don’t understand. Advice?

Unfinished Bottom

Dear Unfinished Bottom,

Wait, stop the presses! A top who doesn’t care if the bottom finishes? WOW! LOL. Girl, welcome to the world of being a bottom. Tops really don’t realize that we too can cum and that we too have feelings. Here’s the thing, some guys can cum and still feel in the moment and continue. Other guys, like me, once we cum we are just taken out of it and done. BUT, that doesn’t mean that we shouldn’t show respect for our bed partner. It’s not a party until everyone cums. You just need to open your mouth instead of your hole and say, “Hey, I’m not done yet.” Make light of it but let him know that you expect some acknowledgement in the bedroom. He should be able to spend a few moments after climaxing to focus on you. If he won’t or can’t, then it’s time to find a new top! Call me! (I can be verse, lol)

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Hey Chad,

Dear Chad, my super is super hot and never wears underwear. I’ve lived in my building for years and always assumed he was straight, but just the other night I saw him on Grindr. How do I approach offering him life-altering sex?

Randy Renter

Dear Randy Renter,

You lucky bitch. My super is old, cranky, and has had one too many servings of Panda Express. Lucky for you, he is your super and not the landlord. If it was the landlord that may be awkward. The super is an employee, he’s just there to do his job. Hand or blow. LOL. I would message him on Grindr and see if he’s interested, I wouldn’t do it in person. Or, if you are feeling frisky, you can try matching his freeballing and approach him while you are…at attention. But it’s less awkward if you send him a cute message on Grindr. If he’s into it, great. If not, he will just read your message and ignore and you can just go about your business. And here’s the thing, if you do give him life-altering sex, you’ll always be first in line to have stuff fixed around your place. Where’s your building? I need to move, apparently.

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Dear Chad,

I have started watching bi sex porn. I’ve never been into women, but this kind of porn just gets me super hot and I don’t know why. Am I turning bi? Am I into women? What’s happening?

Bicurious

Dear Bicurious,

Calm your tits down. Porn is hot and that is that. Bi sex porn is hot because you get to see hot males so into sex, they go from hole to hole. There’s a certain energy in bi porn, enjoy it. And so what if you are curious about bisexuality? Where’s the harm in that? Just enjoy porn, that’s what it is there for. Don’t read too much into it. We also all have had straight-man fantasies, and this just contributes to that, while seeing man-on-man action. Get out the Kleenex and don’t overthink it.

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