We Celebrate Tom Holland’s Recent Birthday with Tom Holland’s Great Body

June 6, 2024
HANK ORSO

Fans singing happy birthday to Tom Holland at the stage door of the Duke of York’s Theatre today! pic.twitter.com/KRELhk2UJC
— best of tom holland (@thollandrchive) June 1, 2024

If you've read any of my posts here, you know full well that yer boy Hank here is all about the Bears. Chunky, beefy, hairy, bearded...pretty much everything that Tom Holland is not. But that doesn't preclude a certain appreciation for a tightly defined form with a mass of talent to back up the package. Holland recently celebrated his birthday a couple of days ago, as evidenced by the fan display above. So with that in mind, Hank's Public Privates headed over to Mr. Man to remind you all what a man this twink has grown up to be!

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Spiderman: Homecoming (2017)

While it wasn't his first flick, it was his first project that really had us sitting up and taking notice. As the proverbial nerd-turned-superhero Peter Parker, Holland continued a long line of cuties ready to ditch the street clothes in a hurry and go webbing off over the city to save, well, everyone! (Heh heh..."webbing off!") Just feast on those abs! also, in this clip, the rat that runs off in the background...I wonder if that was staged or an atmospheric accident.

Chaos Walking (2021)

In this fantasy adventure, he plays a space traveler who crashes down on a distant planet with Daisy Ridley. Besides, having to roam all over trying to get home and having their internal thoughts heard by everyone, Holland gets time to go skinny-dipping in a pool of water. Yeah, cuz that's always safe on a mysterious planet. Cue the underwater creature!

Cherry (2021)

Continuing his honey displays, 2021 also found him playing the cutest druggie around! Okay, it's not that cute actually. He's a PTSD-suffering former Army medic who starts robbing banks to pay off his debts and habit. But along the way, we get some nice abs and butt action! And when he's barked at to go down to his skivvies with a bunch of other soldiers, well...whew! Pop my cherry!

Unchartered (2022)

Filmmakers really know the best way to display Tom Holland in their films, and this lackluster adventure that is based on a video game. But hey, with Holland's ripped bod, along with costars Mark Wahlberg and Antonio Banderas, at least there's plenty of eye candy!

The Crowded House (2023)

This Apple+ limited series has a lot going on, much of it grim, some of it salacious. Holland's turn as a mentally ill teen striking it out on his own away from his rough home life finds him in all kinds of trouble when he shoots up Rockefeller Center in a misguided attempt to save a friend. Oh and also there's this energy-fueled dance before he goes in to blow a dude.

Wanna see something more fun? Check out his sexy cross-dressing, high-energy lip-synch as fellow competitor Zendaya watches on in amazement!