Boy Crush: Content Creators We Love, Judah thee Glutelord

April 2, 2024
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Boy Crush: Judah thee Glutelord

Is it Judah thee Glutelord of Lordy, Those Glutes! We've had our eye on Judah aka Were Wolff Barmitzvah for some time. His IG descriptors are Dummy Thicc and Thick Dummy. LOL. He mixes in humor in his posts and opinion vides, and that just adds to our obsession with this booty king influencer.

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Damn, that's a perfect booty!

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Yes, he's more a twunk than a twink, but he still qualifies for our Boy Crush column. He love his cute face and that long hair that we can run our fingers through. Grab a hold! And though we are obsessed with that rear, he's got a chest to rival a superhero.

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Not just a pretty boy, he's never shy of voicing his opinions. Don't like it? He doesn't care.

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And he's always there to build you up, lol.

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He's obviously a devotee of going to the gym. Can you imagine trying to focus on your workout while he's doing squats right next to you? We need to know where his gym is! And how does one get that glorious booty? Our boy crush isn't afraid to share his secrets...with a thirst trap.

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Even when he tries to be discrete at the gym...he just can't hide those melons.

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Even in regular shorts, there's no hiding the booty! Now you do understand why he is our boy crush?

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He's also not shy when talking about his type. Time to grow a beard and get tatts!

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And yes, calm down, he also has an OnlyFans. He's also a PhD student, wonder what his studies are in? The male anatomy? We could our thesis on his butt alone.