Ask Chad Love and Dating: Grindr Fails, Drag Queens, & Quick Dicks!

Ask Chad Love and Dating: Grindr Fails, Drag Queens, & Quick Dicks!

So ready for the weekend. Was anyone else’s week a total bitch? LOL. I had two hookups that never showed up, one that was terrible, and one that was amazing for the three minutes it lasted. Kharma’s a bitch and that’s probably why my sex life was terrible today, I’ve been my share of a bad bitch. Did you all have any bad dates or hookups this week?

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Dear Chad,

My boyfriend and I have an open relationship, we still have plenty of sex together, and that’s not really the issue. The issue is that he is always on Grindr. Like always. In the morning, on the toilet, at dinner, when he goes to bed, he’s checking that damn app. I don’t care that he’s hooking up but he is constantly on it? Sure, I check mine from time to time but maybe once a day at most. It’s bugging me. Advice?

Grindr Fail

Dear Grindr Fail,

He’s probably messaging me. I love chatting on Grindr, all day every day. LOL. Just kidding. Yeah, the hook-up apps can be addicting and it sounds like it's cutting into his real life. You gotta put your big man panties on and tell him what’s up. Maybe he isn’t aware of how much time he really is on it, and it’s obvious he isn’t aware of how much it's bugging you. You also have to be careful that he’s not emotionally connecting with other people via chat. Hooking up in an open relationship is one thing, but chatting with the same person all day is something else. Just have a convo with him and ask him to limit his Grindr time when he is around you. Just like in any open relationship, you have to set some ground rules.

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Hey Chad,

My husband has started to do drag. He’s really good at it, and he’s been doing it for a year. The thing is, he says yes to every event, drag night, party, anything to show off his drag. Sometimes he gets paid for it, sometimes he doesn’t. Here’s the thing, his hobby is getting really expensive. He’s constantly spending money on new wigs, outfits, and jewelry and I had no idea how expensive it all is. I see our savings going down little by little. The money he does make for gigs doesn’t really cover what is going out. I don’t mind supporting him, but I also don’t want us to lose our savings and I’m certainly not spending that kind of money on any of my hobbies. What can I do?

Life’s A Drag

Dear Life’s A Drag,

Yeah, drag is really expensive. Like Dolly Parton says, it takes a lot of money to look this cheap. I got into drag for a brief stint but the novelty wore off because it is a lot of work. Plus, I spent all my money on tucking tape. She’s hung. LOL. The thing about drag is that you have to commit to it and you can’t really do a cheaper version of dressing up, thanks to Drag Race, it’s all about the LEWKS, huntie. There are some things you can do. Thrift stores often have better-priced jewelry and even some interesting outfits. Have your boo ask around and see if any fellow drag queens are getting rid of stuff, sometimes there are even drag garage sales to get some well-priced stuff. If that doesn’t cut it, you are going to have to put your foot down and make a household budget. Also, after a year, your boo shouldn’t be doing a lot of free gigs. Your drag queen is going to have to start taking gigs that match the money she is spending. Or, she can save in other areas of her life and use that money. If that doesn’t work, she may need to get a part-time job to help pay for her hobby. A hobby should be fun, not bankrupt the house.

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Dear Chad,

I’ve been starting to cum too fast. Never had that issue. Now, I barely get started and about three minutes in, I’m already cumming and not able to charge up in a snap. My hookups get mad because I cum too fast, I just can’t help it!

Quick on the Draw

Dear Quick on the Draw,

LOL. I ran into that issue this week, maybe it was you! The guy didn’t even last five minutes. Yeah, that can be annoying. I suggest jerking off an hour before you are supposed to hookup, that will make you last longer. There are also sprays and creams you can use that kind of desensitize your dick so you don’t cum so fast. I’m no doctor, but if this is a new development you might want to get yourself checked and make sure all of your plumbing is good. Also, in your jerkoff sessions try edging and make it last longer each time, that will train your dick. LOL. Let me know how it goes!

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