Grindr Fails: Too Many Cats, Foot Fetishes, & Subway Sandwiches!

March 2, 2024
ALEXANDER

Too Many Cats, Foot Fetishes, & Subway Sandwiches!

Well, the month of February is over and so is the romance month of Valentine's Day. Now we can all go back to hooking up on Grindr. Of course, we are here to bring you the funniest and worst of Grindr, we know hooking up is not always easy and there can be a lot of strange people logged on to the app. We have definitely had our fair share of odd interactions. Here are some of our recent favorites.

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We don't know what is more to raise an eyebrow at. The 17 cats fact or the "I love..." comment. Who would lead an interaction with claiming to be a hoarder of cats? Let's hope he's not hosting. And does the person who is claiming their love for pussy realize that app they are on? Pass on both!

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And there we go. That's what we love about hookup apps, let's not waste anytime hanging out, let's just get to the action! What is small talk anyway?

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Yeah, so humble. How about we wait till that money is in, text us in a year and a half. And computer engineering? Hot, gay, computer nerds are few and far between. Notice how he doesn't brag about his looks. Pass!

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Wait, what? How does marketing translate into thug questions? Of course, we still wonder why Grindr has a networking option.

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We love a sassy retort and this is just that. 7 inches? Call us at 7.5 plus. Also, we love that the other guy would rather eat a sandwich. Ouch. Pass!

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Ok, there are a lot of pleasantries here. First, the asker first gets permission to list his foot fetish fantasy. Then the second guy thanks him for being gracious...despite the bulldozer getting involved. Hey, at least he offered to cover the cost of dirty socks!