MAESTRO’s Bradley Cooper In All His Naked Glory!

December 25, 2023
ALEXANDER

Netflix has dropped the epic biopic Maestro, the cinematic retelling of the life of musical impresario Leonard Bernstein. The film has already been pinned to be an award-season darling, with Bradley Cooper as Bernstein at the forefront. In opposition, the film has been met with some rebuke for the use of a large prosthetic nose to resemble Bernstein, and for being loose with some of the facts from Bernstein's life. Um, didn't Nicole Kidman wear and win all the awards for her prosthetic nose in The Hours? With the continued use of prosthetic penises in film, we are glad it's a nose and not Bradley's dick.

Watching the film, we are reminded how sexy Bradley is and how we remember seeing more of his hot bod in his projects of the past. We present our favorite skin scenes from Cooper's career courtesy of Mr. Man!

Who can forget one of his first major projects, Wet Hot American Summer, where he (GASP!) bottoms for another boy! Young, fresh, and hot, we remember this very well:

BUTT, I LOVE him! Soon after his bottoming scene, he started baring his ass cheeks...smooth and perfectly jiggly. First, a scene from Bending All the Rules, then from one of our faves, Nip/Tick. Enjoy!

Ok, Ok, we know you want to see all the goods. Remember when he showed his thick penis (not a prosthetic) in Nightmare Alley? You had to look quick and fast, but it's there! It almost...ALMOST...made watching that movie bearable.

And let's bring this all up to date. In Maestro, he shares a bed scene with the dreamy Matt Bomer, and even plays with his ass...although musically. LOL.

We are a fan of Bradley's body, yes, but also what a career! He's done fun stuff like The Hangover series, to darker, more dramatic fare like Silver Linings Playbook and A Star Is Born. He's shirtless a lot in A Star Is Born, but he's also a mess in the need of a shower. LOL.

Now wonder he's been People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive...we just hope with his big stardom that he doesn't give up showing us more skin. Bradley, skin is IN! If you ever need a personal groomer on set, we are available!

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