For Hank’s Public Privates We Bring You Mr. Man’s Top Five Italian Sausages

November 10, 2023
HANK ORSO

If you've ever been to Italy you know that in restaurants you sit and wait, and wait, and wait. Your server is in no hurry. Ah, but it gives you plenty of time to sit and gaze at your handsome waiter's body and wonder just what he's got crammed in that uniform of his. Well, wonder no more, because thanks to the guys at Mr. Man, Hank's Private Parts brings you their Top Five Hairy Italian Penises! I'll definitely take the cannoli, thank you!

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Caudio Zanelli wants to shock the hell out of you, and he does so in psycho-sexual fare like Hyde’s Secret Nightmare (2011). He's made a name for himself pushing boundaries in such cult flicks that, trust us, are not for the faint of heart. If graphic horror with a thick layer of sexual content is your thing, then this movie about a man experimenting with alternative impotence cures is up your alley. but don't worry, he has his lighter side, appearing on stage in productions of Jersey Boys and Kinky Boots as well! But you won't see as much of his throbbing hard-on though.

Yes, this softcore porn is terrible. But where else are you gonna get more than a passing glimpse of Stallone's stallion? He spends most of the flick fucking, or watching the fucking, so hey, if it's not up to par for this later Oscar winner, we ain't gonna complain much. I always wondered if Talia Shire knew what her co-star was up to before he put on the boxing gloves!

#3 Michele Maronne in 365 Days. This chiseled Italian superstar is as pretty to look at as he is talented. With a prolific acting career in movies and television, as well as being a print model and he released his debut album garnering millions of streams and video views. It's actually surprising this stud has an arousing gay kiss in one of 365 Days' sequels! We don't get as much peen as we want, with only this quick shot, but we have imaginations and we aren't afraid to use them!

In this Italian dramatic comedy about a loveable fool trying to get out of service during World War 1 (think M*A*S*H's CPL Klinger, complete with the dresses) Renato Pozzetto has an early scene at the base where he walks in on a line of uncut Italian cocks swinging away as the young men jostle and tease with nary a care in the world. I'm sorry, why exactly does his character not want to be in the army?!

Mauro Lorenz has only been in a couple of movies, but he's buck naked in both, and dear Lord, what an asset he brings to his roles! Both titles, Cheeky, and the short film Dream, involve a lot of sex, and neither is shy about showing off Lorenz's hard salami. While his film career might be short, his contribution to film is quite long!

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