F*cking with AJ Sloan: Your Guide to Gay Group Sex

September 15, 2023
AJ SLOAN

Whether it’s a threesome, sex party, or impromptu orgy, group sex can be a wHOLE lot of fun. If and when you find yourself participating in plural play, there are a few things to be mindful of. But don’t worry — I have your back (and maybe even your front…). When the time cums to get down and debaucherous, some might find themselves a touch overwhelmed or intimidated. There are a few things to keep in mind to help ease those nerves and avoid potential pervs. Let’s explore!

BE BOLD YET RESPECTFUL of others. Often in these situations, it can take ages for the ball(s) to get rolling. Be a trendsetter and take initiative. Others will thank you later. Be direct and ask someone to join you in some penile play and others will swiftly join —this I promise you. Lead by arousing example. Just because you are in group play does not mean that consent is out the window, however. Communication is always key.

EXPLORE. There is no right or wrong way when it comes to group play. Experiment with new positions and quench your curiosity. It’s not every day you are granted the opportunity to be a link in the man-stack of a dick-in-butt Lego assemblage or to lie on your back for three hours straight as the prize pig of a gang bang.

NO RUSH. Group sex can be a bit of an overload to the senses for first-timers. Take your time. You don’t want to lose steam or bust your nut in the first five minutes, you cum-hungry slut. This is long-distance, not a sprint.

PUT THE “HO” IN “HOSPITALITY.” If you are the emcee of the night, lay out the logistics prior to play. If there are certain areas designated for certain things, make this information clear and concise. Additionally, don’t be a cheap bitch, this is no time to skimp out. Certain things are alright to inform guests about beforehand, like B.Y.O “refreshments” or to arrive properly douched. Certain things should be amply supplied by you, however, like lube, water, and towels.

BE THOUGHTFUL. There is no “i” in “team” especially when there is a “dick” in “you.” Do your part in involving everyone present and be mindful of the comfort of the group and those who comprise it.

DON'T BE GREEDY. Being the thirsty bitch isn't a good look on anyone, and there is always enough to go around. Unless the specific situation (gang bang, bukkake, etc.) calls for it, don't try to be the center of attention. If it is meant to be, it will happen naturally. Go with the energy of the group and embrace being a part of the whole. No one likes a vibe killer and that is a certain way to ensure that you'll be taken off the invite list next time around.

SHARING IS CARING. What is better than shooting a load all over a face? Shooting a load all over two faces! Spread the love. How often do you get to fuck multiple holes in one night? Use one man's load to f*ck another man's hole. Get f*cking kinky with it. And for god's sake pass the bottle of poppers.

All right, guys, that's enough out of me. I have a nude pool party to get ready for. Now go out there and take one for the team! And by that I mean go f*ck the entire team. Sports are fun.

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