Hi there! Welcome to everyone’s favorite day of the week: Monday! There’s no sarcasm in that previous sentence. Anyway, I’m back once again with Fleshlinks! This is a weekly recap of the fiercest porn deals, along with some of the most important pop culture and entertainment news headlines! You’ll never guess how much Taylor Swift’s townhouse is selling for! Why is Disneyland closing Splash Mountain?! Internet trolls are coming for The Little Mermaid, and SZA may or may not have gotten a BBL. I’m also bringing you a Real Housewives of New Jersey update! I’m so good to you! So get some lotion and get to scrolling!
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Teresa Giudice Accuses Melissa Gorga of Sending Her to Prison in RHONJ Reunion Shocker
You already know I am very invested in all the Bravo drama! This current season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey is coming to an end, which means it’s reunion time! By the time you read this, the first part of the reunion will already be out. But based on the previews and teasers, it’s going to be good! It feels like the last seven seasons have been based around the drama between Teresa and Melissa. But the behind-the-scenes tea is that the reunion did not bring them to a resolution. Allegedly. Also, it is rumored that contract negotiations have already begun for the next season, and it seems like Teresa and Melissa are not keen on returning to the show. I don’t blame them! Who wants all of their family drama put on TV? Selfishly, I love to watch! But I’ve always felt like as soon as they both leave the show, their relationship will improve. I will be following this story as it unfolds!
Falcon Studios New Film 'Falcon Live: Get 2 It' Is a Hot 3-Hour Fuckfest!
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SZA Talks Pressures of Fame, Confirms Plastic Surgery: 'I Paid for It'
I am new to my SZA standom, and I’m not proud of how late I am to the party, okay? But I love SZA, and I think she is truly one of the most beautiful women on the planet! That and her voice, and her songwriting! She’s truly flawless. In an interview with Elle, SZA opened up about plastic surgery. She talked about getting a Brazilian Butt Lift, which is something that she has hinted at in her music over the years. This is the first time she’s openly discussed her plastic surgery, and I love that she’s sharing it! She shows no shame in admitting it, and I think more people should be that way!
Noir Male's 'XXX Fashion Show' Mixes Fashion & Sex and Is X-Critic Pick of the Month.
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Splash Mountain Closing Day: Why Disneyland’s Long Goodbye is Long Overdue
This one is for the Disney gays! In 2020, Disneyland announced that it would be closing Splash Mountain since it was inspired by the movie “Song of The South”, which depicted slavery from the white perspective. I’m sure you can already see what’s wrong here. The ride will instead be reworked and themed after “The Princess And The Frog” and star Tiana! I think that will be so amazing! And I am going to start saving up for a ticket now!
NakedSword X Rhyheim Gives Us a Threesome with Three Hot, Black Muscle Men.
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The Little Mermaid Gets Review-Bombed So Hard That IMDB Changes Rating System
Ever since Halle Bailey was announced to play Ariel in The Little Mermaid, people online have been so nasty and so rude. It is truly shocking to me how mad grown adults can be about seeing a person of color play the lead in a Disney movie. Since the movie came out, it has been highly praised by audiences. However IMDb received over 32,000 ratings for the film, and more than 13,000 of those ratings were one star. It sounds like the trolls have struck again! Since then, IMDb has had to reevaluate the way its rating system works. They have implemented a weighted vote average system. People need to chill with the bots!
Dr. Johnny Ford and Nurse Michael Boston Attend Needy, Greedy Patient Isaac Parker.
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Buy Taylor Swift’s former Cornelia Street rental in NYC for $17.9M
The home that inspired my favorite Taylor Swift song is for sale! Taylor Swift’s townhouse on Cornelia Street in Manhattan just hit the market for $17.99 million! Which I believe is roughly the cost of two general admission tickets to her concert. I’m not sure of the exact numbers, I’m not a scientist! The townhouse was previously for rent, costing Swift $45,000 a month. The home is truly beautiful but for that price?! I feel like I could buy several homes for that price. But hey, if you’re rich and you want to own a piece of Swifie history, go for it! Invite me over sometime though, please!
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