Who Has The Best Ass On TikTok? The Internet Has Some Thoughts!

Brendan Adams might be known for his big, meaty pecs - heck, his TikTok handle is @MajorPectoralis - but it's his big, meaty ass that's got the internet debating. "I have the best ass on TikTok,” he said on a recent post. “Prove me wrong. Look at this! Look at this thing! I'd like to see you prove me wrong. Holy hell.” He then goes on to challenge the rest of TikTok, saying, "Duet this if you think you have a better ass than me" and finishes with an extra confident, "You don't. I'd like to see you prove me wrong."

@majorpectoralis Duet Challenge: Impossible #duet #glutes #fyp #tiktok ♬ original sound - Major Pectoralis

I don't know if anyone has proven him wrong, but quite a few have stepped up as worthy assversaries. Here's a look at some of our favorites:

@StivFitness

@stivfitnessEmpezamos la semana con pieena♬ original sound - taytay⭐️

If we all workout while listening to OhBoyPrince's "Bounce When She Walk" will we also have one of the sexiest asses on the internet? Woof!

@TimReal

@timreal♬ Princess Diana - Ice Spice

This clip shows off a lot of Tim's gorgeous body, but my gawd when he lands that forward handspring his ass jiggles more than Homer Simpson's belly at the doctors (IYKYK). I'm cancelling my 1:00 just so I can keep staring at this meaty rump.

@Sammi_x0x_Cosplay

@sammi_x0x_cosplayIdk happy easter♬ Berry Pie - Dolly Parton

Oh you saw a flash did you? YOU SAW A FLASH DID YOU?! Well I'm getting hot flashes looking at this clip. Sammi knows he's got an amazing ass and we, the collective internet, are thankful for what nature gave him.

@BigMike_675

@bigmike_675 Gotta bring these dancing videos back #dancing #fyp #ReTokforNature ♬ Follow _zoology _ - _zoology_

With almost 4 million followers on TikTok, Big Mike might have a bigger following than he does an ass. Lolz jk. His ass is big, meaty, and hot as hell. Just enjoy this clip of him dancing his ass off. Again: lolz jk. It's impossible to dance that ass OFF. It just gets bigger and sexier with every dance step.

@B33fy_Dustin

@b33fy_dustinBeautiful day to jump rope☀️♬ original sound - BEEFCAKE

I am suddenly a HUGE fan of jump roping.

@Hatts.17

@hatts.17 Everyday, what do you guys eat for breakfast? #fypシ #fyp #tattoo #tattoosleeve ♬ Work Out (Talkbox) - Adam Tahere

Chris Hatton may be straight, but gawdamn does he know his audience. He's one of the hottest men on the internet, mainly because he's tall, beefy, inked, and has a massive dick. But it's his big ole ass that's got him on this list! In his TikTok he says, "Help, I can't stop eating oats." Weird, because I can't stop eating cake. Want me to prove it, Chris?

@WhoIsSvlex

@whoissvlex #dúo con @Major Pectoralis we need to collab tho #Duet #fyp ♬ original sound - Major Pectoralis

Let's end with a side-by-side duet, hm? TikTok user @WhoIsSvlex puts his ass up against the original poster, and though I never cared too much for the TV show, his Friends underwear make me want to be friends with his ass. It's no wonder that he also has almost 35k followers on IG, as well as an OnlyFans with almost 3k likes.

What do you think? Does @MajorPectoralis have any legitimate rumpetition, or is his cake the densest?

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