Chad Talks: Vol 3 How To Seduce Your Own Boyfriend

March 26, 2023
CHAD

Remember that guy you blew in your car in the mall parking lot? The same one who barebacked you after your first Grindr date and then you couldn’t stop texting after? Well, he’s your boyfriend now and you’re so comfortable around him that you don’t even try to hide your farts anymore. He’s also the same one you’ve been having less and less sex with as time goes on and you’re wondering, girl what the fuck? Well, there’s no need to fear, I’m here to tell you how to make a move on your own boyfriend.

Over time I've seen myself and my boyfriend get closer and inevitably more comfortable with each other, and I noticed how sex can feel redundant and less interesting. In the first volume, I taught you how to vocalize your sexual needs in the bedroom, now it’s time to put those skills to use, henny! Have a conversation with your partner about their fantasies and find out what makes them cum. If they like to watch porn, have them show you what they’re watching and find a way to recreate the scenario. If you have kinks, go out of your way and give the effort to perform them. Sometimes being horny is enough, sometimes it isn’t and in that case, you need to get creative.

For Valentine’s Day, I bought an edible strawberry massage oil and once I got my boyfriend naked I began massaging his chest. I worked my way down his body all the way to his rock-hard cock. I then licked from his neck down and back up again. I made sure to give him a great massage, but I didn’t have to play masseur for long before I was deep inside his strawberry-flavored hole. We’ve done everything from massages to water sports and the end game is always the same, shooting our loads in pure ecstasy. The effort you put in will always be better than the alternative, with the same positions and the same foreplay, and the same finish.

Be spontaneous and try new things as well as old ones. We often are more sexually explorative when we first start dating our partner because everything is still new and exciting but as time goes on we become accustomed to repetition and begin to lose interest in venturing out. I believe convenience and comfort are the main reasons we become sexually stale. Sometimes couples even have a difficult time initiating sex because of fear that the other isn’t going to be horny or because they are horny but are too tired. In a case like this, it’s best to begin by testing the waters first. Walk over and put your hand near his cock or ass and look him right in the eyes. Taking initiative can be arousing on its own.

That being said, don’t overthink yourself out of great sex. Adventurous couples who have a healthy sex life are usually much happier people than those whose bussies are collecting dust. Light the candles, dim the lights, turn on your sex playlist, and take your man to pound town.