Fleshbot Loading...
Loading...

Beers, Bratwursts, and Butts! …this week’s Ask Chad!

ASK CHAD WEEKLY

Beers, Bratwursts, and Butts!

Hey, my favorite skanks!

I was down at the farmers market recently, and while I was looking at some yummy ribeyes to cook, I saw two guys arguing loudly and publicly. Then it occurred to me that more people would be in better shape if they just TALKED SHIT OUT. But even more than that, if you REALLY want to save your relationship, you should just email me! This week you did just that, and you sent in some really sexy and great questions. You got me wondering about buzzed sex, playing with big rump roasts, and making your own rump even bigger! Here are my favorite questions of the week:

Dear Chad,

My bf and I have been dating for 3 months or so, but we met at the bar so the first time we met/hung out/fucked we were at the very least solidly buzzed. Then our first date, we went out to dinner and had a few drinks. Then we fucked. About two and a half months in we realized we had only ever fucked when we were drunk, and when we finally had fully sober sex it felt labored and awkward. Our sex is SO good when we're buzzed, but I don't want it to be an always thing!

Sincerely,
Drunk in Love

--------

Hey Chad,

I really love incorporating food into sex. I don't want to eat while I'm doing it, but I do like incorporating food. I feel like guys are gonna laugh if I bring it up.

Thanks,
Youngry and Hungry

---------

Dear Chad,

I want to get butt implants. My bf thinks it's vain of me, but I want them. He's traveling for the next two months for work and a vacay he had planned with his best friends before we met. 

Sincerely,
My Neck, My Back, I Want Some Cushion On My Crack

CHECK OUT WHAT I HAD TO SAY!


Got a question for me? Nothing is off limits! Email me…send me your dick pics, I mean queeries: 
[email protected]


Live Sex view more

maxryder_hot Preview
maxryder_hot ES
28 years old
AllexStonne Preview
AllexStonne CO
27 years old
Imtonny19 Preview
Imtonny19 VE
21 years old
LeonardPrice Preview
LeonardPrice VE
22 years old
GaMikeJr Preview
GaMikeJr US
41 years old
JoshJordan Preview
JoshJordan US
28 years old