The Seven Hottest Plant Daddy Gays On Instagram & TikTok

With Memorial Day Weekend last week, the Summer season is now in full force. Spring brought us all the blooming flowers we could hope for, and now, we're all feeling the heat. And the need for greening up our spaces. So we look to our favorite sexy content creators to show us how deep to insert our seed, how moist should we let out bulbous bulbs get. Here is a look at my current seven favorite Plant Gays to follow on social media.

PlantMePaul

 

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Up first, we've got PlantMePaul on IG. Paul is as sexy as he is knowledgeable. He ranges from butch bro to femme queen and we love the versatility in his Queer expression. Not only is great eye candy, but this NYC-based stud is a great follow for watering tips, feeding tips, and anyone looking to learn more about how to mix their own potting soils and which ratios are the best for which plants. If you love plants and love sexy gay men, then PlantMePaul should be high on your list of follows.

AndySon89

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I have long loved Vancouver as a part of the world. It's clean, it's got great restaurants, and it's a beautiful city, as well. Well, one of my favorite beautiful aspects to the city is also Andy Matheson, otherwise known as AndySon89 on TikTok. Andy is an inked up, truck-driving, ripped jean wearing homo who is also incredibly funny. The amount I'm drooling right now over that combination could water the plants in my apt a few times over. Just go follow him if you know what's good for you.

CrazyPlantGuy

 

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Another favorite of my plant follows is Christian Esguerra, otherwise known as CrazyPlantGuy. Born in the Philippines, this Toronto-based plant daddy is scruffy, sexy, charming, and super smart. Like many gays, I started propagating plants and turned my apt into a jungle over The Quarantine. CrazyPlantGuy was my go-to source for how to propagate my plants, and he's the reason I now have so many Pilea Peperomioides throughout my apt. He comes from a family of plant gurus, saying his grandfather "was the plant OG in the family." I don't know if CrazyPlantGuy is gay or not, but he gives me gay vibes for sure, and has done a video with the Burn Book, so... a guy can hope.

tDotJungle

 

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I don't usually go for blondes, but when it's there... it's there. And woof it's there with the sexy blonde that is Greg of tDotJungle on IG. Another Toronto-based plant gay, Greg's account is a great follow for some really pretty photos of plants peppered in with a really gorgeous Canadian plant gay with whom I wouldn't mind propagating. Or... ya know... at least trying.

DorringtonR

 

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DorringtonR is one of the best IG follows for plant gays you could hope for. He's sexy, he knows his shit, and he also provides great pictures and examples for ways to decorate your space with plants. His apartment is seemingly wall-to-wall and floor-to-ceiling covered with plants and he makes every single choice work. Dorrington's eye for space and lighting are really outstanding, which is why it's no surprise he's got almost 40k followers watching his handsome self.

BotanistByHeart

 

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Listen, I make no point in hiding the fact that I am an absolute sucker for a nerdy gay. I love glasses, I love a good sweater moment, and I love a guy who can put together a cute little outfit just as well as he can design a room. BotanistByHeart is a combination of all those things, with arms that say “I’m gonna fuck you silly" thrown in for good measure. BotanistByHeart is a plant stylist who gives off major North East vibes coupled with the Pacific North West, which is funny because this stud is rooted in Slovenia. Do all men in Slovenia rock tank tops just as well as they rock chinos? Because if so, I'm gonna have to take a trip there and let my stamen end the sex stigma.

PlantKween

 

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Finally, we have the King of the Plant Gays... or rather, the Queen. Actually... KWEEN. And not just any Kween, but *the* PlantKween. With almost 400k followers, PlantKween should absolutely be one of your go-to follows for gorgeous looks and incredible plant-related content, almost always with a Queer lean. The proprietor of PlantKween is a Brooklyn-based content creator named Christopher who is also a published author having written "You Grow Gurl!" with Harper Collins.

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