Cock Rings, Cradle Robbers, and Guncles: This week’s Ask Chad!

What up, Sluts? It's been a busy week so far! Grindr kicked me off yet again, Sniffies has been acting up, and I'm still too smooth for Scruff. GOD, I miss Craigslist.

What's up with everyone? So, we don't have to wear masks anymore while traveling. Believe me, I'd rather my sugar daddies keep them on. Gurrrl, the things we do for free travel. Now that masks are really becoming a thing of the past, I need to remind my fellow gays to MOISTURIZE. It's like watching The Walking Dead. I'm getting back in my skin and gym routine, getting ready for Pride season. If I don't end up pregnant by June 5th, I'm gonna sue someone.

This week your questions were super fun. Keep them coming! Nothing is off limits: [email protected]

What was on the list this week? Take a look:

Dear Chad.

I am a 37-year-old waiter and bartender. There's this new young guy I've been working with for a couple months. He's bicurious....and 19. Would it be wrong to hook up with him if I have no intention of dating him? Am I an old creep or does he need someone older and wiser to guide him through his first experience?

- Cradle Robber

Dear Chad.

What's the secret to cock rings? I really don't get the point. What am I doing wrong here?

- Lord of the Rings

Dear Chad,

My niece’s bday is during Pride. Am I a horrible guncle for not going so I could have fun during Pride? Can I just send a gift?

- Guncle

Check out my sassy answers! Until next time, keep it hard!