Top 10 Gay Porn Parodies Every Horny Nerd & Gaymer Must-See

I remember when I was a growing up pre-internet, the extent of my “porn collection” was a poster of Britney Spears and a picture of a swimsuit model I had ripped out of a magazine, and subsequently shredded to pieces in fear that my parents may find my “stash.” Back then if you wanted to watch porn, you had to either have a parent with a subscription to adult TV channels or the patience to mess with the antenna long enough to hopefully get 30 consecutive seconds of “Skinemax.” Can you believe I used to be able to last 30 seconds?! Ah, youth. Because we had such limited access to actual porn, back then we barely knew of any porn parodies. But after Morpheus, Kazaa, and LimeWire, the accessibility to porn became universal. To this day I really am dying to see In Diana Jones.

One thing you may not know about me is that in addition to being a big ole’ homo is that I’m also a big ole’ nerd. I love all things SciFi, fantasy, and a wide array of video games, as well. I am, as we’re called, “a gaymer.” Because the gaymer community has been so strong over the last 50 years, one common thread among a lot of gay porn parodies is that they tap into that nerdiness. SciFi, fantasy, and video games are fundamentally rooted in exploring the imagination, hence why they’re perfect source material for some great porn parodies. You’ll notice that recurring theme throughout this rundown. Here is our list of the 10 best, funniest, and sometimes even society-challenging gay porn parodies worth checking out.

Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls

Up first is one of the nerdiest references possible, Harry Potter. Ignoring for a minute that author J.K. Rolling has shown herself to be a transphobic loser, the Harry Potter franchise is one of the most influential IPs in history, and has drawn into its fandom every homo who loves fantasy, and has felt like an outsider to the world they know. A parody of the first movie in the series, 2009’s Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls stars Luke Marcum and Matthew Rush. Back in the days of Morpheus, when we first gained the ability to quickly stream porn in our homes, there was no name I typed in more than Matthew Rush. In my early gay days, before I realized I loved topping, when all I wanted was someone to blow my back out, one man always did the trick in my imagination: Matthew Rush. Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerer’s Balls is not only a hot as fuck porn, but it was released in 3D for those looking for the immersive experience. The film was nominated for twelve Grabby Awards, including Best Videography, Best Screenplay, Best Director, Best Solo (Luke Marcum), and Best Supporting Actor (Matthew Rush). For those lovers of drag, this green screen-heavy porn parody also co-stars Mimi Imfurst as Fag Hagrid.

Star Trek XXX

Next we have Star Trek XXX. Though they missed the obvious “Star Trexxx” play on words, this nerdy gay porn parody is one of the gold standards. A spoof of the OG Star Trek (“TOS” as it’s known to us nerds), Star Trek XXX features some of the hottest men in porn today, and we love the gender bend of Uhura now being a man! Starring Rod Peterson as Kirk, I definitely wouldn’t mind taking his Captain’s Log.

Gay Of Thrones

Anyone with a TV or an internet connection over the last decade knows that one of the biggest creative properties in history is Game of Thrones. GOT hooked nerds and muggles alike and made HBO literally billions of dollars. So naturally, in 2015, the franchise bred a new industry: GOT porn parodies. Gay Of Thrones (not to be confused with the JVN vehicle Gay of Thrones), is a high-budget, solidly scripted porn from Men.com studio. The studio’s description says, “From southern riverbanks to the rugged countryside of the north, in the world of Thrones, only the Gayest can take control!” I may hate a long lines, but damnit if I don’t love a good logline. Not only is this porn parody high in production value, but it also isn’t just a one-off movie. Instead it’s an entire series! So if you’re a long-laster and looking to edge, then maybe this series is the one for you.

Super Barrio Bros

Because I’m an '80s baby, I therefore love Super Mario and every iteration since. 1994 saw the release of Super Barrio Bros. From the Latino Fan Club Studio, this sexy porn parody stars Gustavo Viva and Smash as brothers Mario and Luigi. Super Barrio Bros is not only hot as fuck, but it also has social commentary given that two immigrant brothers are fighting against corporate greed. Two things we always want to see get fucked: power bottoms and systemic racism! Because it’s from the early '90s, the movie definitely has that grittier, “Porn playing on the LA’s Bullet Bar” feel, but honestly, I’m here for it.

Sense8: A Gay XXX Porn Parody

One of my favorites TV shows of the last decade was decidedly Lana Wachowski’s Sense8. Though the writing was at times a bit corny, the show was an amazingly Queer series that showcased some incredibly hot scenes. So it shouldn’t come as a big surprise that 2016’s Sense8: A Gay XXX Porn Parody is on this list. As far as porn parody titles, it’s definitely boring, but the porn is definitely worth the watch. There’s a famous scene in Season 1 of the real Sense8 where the Sensates have a telepathic and international orgy. This porn parody is an homage to that scene with a bunch of big-dicked hot men in the forms of Darius Ferdynand, Dato Foland, Gabriel Cross, Hector De Silva, Jay Roberts, Logan Moore, Paddy O'Brian, and Sunny Colucci.

Spider-Man: A Gay XXX Parody

One thing that legitimately impresses me is high-production value gay porn. To be honest, I generally avoid any plot lines and just prefer raw, well-lit fucking. But when I do watch a full porn parody, I love when they spare no expense in set, but also in wardrobe. For those lovers of super heroes, the good men of the Men.com Studio have just the answer for you: Spider-Man: A Gay XXX Parody. Starring Will Braun as Spider-Man/Peter Parker, this film not only has some gorgeously filmed shots in beautiful definition, but it's also rife with some really outstanding costumes. If I’m watching a porn parody, I want Broadway costumes, not Times Square Elmos, and this movie definitely delivers. Also, if you’re a lover of stick web being sprayed all over a face, this movie ends with a really hot facial. As a lover of Spider-Man, I also need to give a shoutout to the studio for making sure to include the hyphen. IYKYK.

Justice League: A Gay XXX Porn Parody

Sticking with the high-budget super hero themed porn from Men.com Studios Production, Justice League: A Gay XXX Porn Parody delivers in showing us a bunch of rugged burly men in very high-quality superhero costumes fucking their brains out. The production value of the wardrobe shine through big in this, and I’m truly impressed at the attention to detail and high-quality material they appear to have used. My Kryptonite is definitely gay fucking, so this movie makes me weak. Another multi-part series, Justice League: A Gay XXX Porn Parody stars Brandon Cody as Superman, Ryan Bones as Batman, Francois Sagat as Aquaman, Colby Keller as the Green Lantern, and Johnny Rapid as the Flash.

The Flash: A Gay XXX Porn Parody

What better segue than that to talk about our next favorite porn parody, The Flash: A Gay XXX Porn Parody? Also starring the thick-dicked Johnny Rapid, the movie co-stars Pierre Fitch, who, like Matthew Rush, has been a staple in my mental bank for the better part of 20 years. I love that this film builds an MCU-esque world of gay porn parodies and I would love to see how that world can keep building!

Drill Bill

If you know of a more appropriate way to parody Kill Bill, a series about a strong, bad-ass woman who sets out to avenge those who have wronged her, than with a gay porn parody about a construction worker trying to keep up with the pace of gentrification, I’d like to hear it! Drill Bill, from All Worlds Video, was written and directed by Dirk Yates. This 2004 porn parody focuses on a construction worker played by All-American beefcake Billy Ray and features some very hot scenes, including a really hot double-dick blowjob.

Twinklight

Finally, whether you’re Team Jacob (me) or Team Edward (people who are wrong), The Twilight series was one of the sexiest franchises in recent memory. 2010’s Twinklight (an Aston Mills Production) came out around the time the third Twilight film, and stars Krys Perez as Edmund, and Skyelr Bleu as Billa (Instead of Bella. Lol). Mills was so invested in the idea, he created a standalone website. There, it says, “Billa plays an innocent twink searching for a new beginning. What he finds is the dark and dangerous world of vampires; an erotic and cryptic society filled with fucking and blood sucking.” If that doesn’t scream sexy, hot fun then I just don’t know what you’re doing here.

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