Foreskin Pride, Morning Breath, and Cheap Dates: This Week’s Ask Chad!

Hey Bitches, Chad here -

Hope you had a fab week. I spent it binge watching The Woman in the House Across the Street from the Girl in the Window (Benjamin Levy Aguilar as Rex can fucking get it), booing at this week's Drag Race, checking to see if anyone shared my videos on PornHub yet (what are you waiting for?), and erasing my search history (don't ask...). Oh, I also had a date if you call car sex after a fender bender a date. More than the fender was bent.

As usual, I also answered your super queer queeries. This week you asked:

Hey Chad, My boy suffers from horrible morning breath. Like, heinous. Do I have to kiss him even though it reeks?

- Morning Kisser

Dear Chad, Is it ok to ask my date to pay his half? I mean, we're both guys.

- Date Question

And my personal favorite:

I’m 24 and I’ve never been able to pull my foreskin back. Is this bad and what should I do?

- Foreskin Frankie

P.S. Foreskin is just manly chewing gum, I love it.

Check out my responses, you might learn something.

Send me your questions, I'm waiting...also send dick pics if you're hung...or send Venmos if you're not. Nothing is off the table except my age, my weight, my credit score, and my natural hair color.

Email me: [email protected]

Now I'm off to the get waxed, gotta keep it pretty for daddy.