BEST CELEBRITY COCKS OF 2022

Theo James in The Time Traveler's Wife

Fans of The White Lotus who were disappointed to learn Theo enlisted a prosthetic for his too-good-to-be-true frontal scene need not worry! Earlier this year Theo showed us the real deal as his role as a time-traveling Chicago librarian who can only time-travel fully buck-ass nude. For the first five episodes, all we got was butt. But, in episode six his fat time-traveling cock and balls came barreling towards Earth in not one, but two scenes!

Henry Eikenberry in Euphoria

Sure blonde model Ansel Wolf Pierce opened up the season with his uncut cock. But the long-awaited second season of Euphoria was topped by this incredible look at the gorgeous Henry Eikenberry. He flashes his secret, closeted high school crush his hairy teenage cock in the boys' locker room. It's all part of a flashback sequence that's as sexy as it is touching. Touching dat dick! No, but it's a moving, bittersweet scene that everyone should watch.

Daryl McCormack in Good Luck to You, Leo Grande

This gorgeous man plays a sex worker tasked with getting Emma Thompson's groove back after a mid-life slump. Judging by what Daryl's working with between his thighs, we think Emma's gonna be just fine.

Josh O'Connor in Mothering Sunday

Were you disappointed by the frontal nudity Josh delivered in his seminal gay movie God's Own Country? Fear not, because in the erotic straight people romance Mothering Sunday he gives us this insane look at his big, uncut cock.

Emil von Schönfels in Grand Jeté

We saved the weirdest for last. After making his frontal debut in 2020, the Greman blonde beaut Emil is back with another wild role requiring frontal. We'll just go ahead and say it - In Grand Jeté his character gets a handjob from... someone... very close to him. You'll just have to see the scene to believe it.

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