Christian Ryder is a Mall Cop Up Malakai White’s Ass on Young Perps

The Search for a Stolen, Ass-Hidden Blender Turns Carnal.

Authority figures have never been a turn-on for me, which might be why I found this scene to be so hot. I mean, who considers mall Security to be an authority on much of anything? (No insults meant to real-world mall Security folks who like to watch gay porn. I’m sure you’re stellar human beings with a great sense of humor.) In fact, “Seems Like You Like It.” Much like this latest in a series of Young Perps to be brought to justice on the end of a mall Security dude’s dick.

Everyone claims to be innocent, so it’s hardly a surprise when Malakai White gets perp marched into the Security office and the man shoving him through the door is skeptical. Considering how little Malakai is wearing, it does seem unlikely he took anything of any size, but small things can be expensive, too. Nonetheless, Malakai insists that he has money and thus no need to steal anything, especially not the blender that Security dude Christian Ryder claims two witnesses saw him steal.

Brown-skinned and tattooed, Malakai is not just physically attractive, he’s got a sassy, offended but amused attitude that is both hilarious and deeply erotic. When Christian informs his African American detainee that he will need to do a cavity search, Malakai responds with a straight face. “I would prefer you not.” Seems a polite way to express a reasonable preference, especially given what he’s accused of having stolen. A blender. Up his ass. Seems highly unlikely. What is guaranteed is witty repartee between our two impromptu grudge fuckers.

“You’re not going to find a blender in my ass,” Malakai assures. “I’m pretty sure you just want to fuckin’ stick your fingers up there.” Obviously, the young man has read ahead in the script. He’s willing to do what’s necessary to get out of that office, so he agrees to the fingering but tries to avoid the verbal objectification. He doesn’t need to hear about how big his ass is while it’s got one and then two medical glove-covered fingers inside of it.

It's a shapely, hairy ass, but it does not contain a blender. Christian claims to be unconvinced and insists that he needs to do a deeper search because criminals hide things up their asses. Poor Malakai, who is not really down with the whole nonconsensual touch thing, keeps moaning from pleasure in spite of himself. Christian taunts him with this fact and decides the kid isn’t going anywhere just yet.

Annoyed by this latest complication, Malakai does appreciate that ass slap that Christian administered and he’s cool with receiving another one. “It does feel good,” he admits. “Especially now that you’re touching my dick, too.”

With that, things amp up quickly. Malakai finds Christian’s gloved fingers stuffed in his mouth while his cock is stuffed in Christian’s mouth. “I am so happy I got in trouble,” the presumed perp says before being gagged on the Security guard’s gloved fingers. Then one of the gloves is shoved in his mouth for good measure and he’s told to “shut up.”

The shirtless Security dude rams his God-awful big cock into the wrongfully accused young man’s mouth, which makes me immediately worry that he’s going to swallow that glove. “It’s so thick and big,” he responds when asked how it tastes. It doesn’t actually answer the question as asked, but it does assure me that the glove got spat out during an edit.

Speaking of spit, if you love to watch sloppy, gloppy, saliva-rich, drippy, cock-drenching blowjobs then you are going to absolutely lose your load early during this one. All 37 minutes of this scene are not taken up by the knob slobbering, but it is among those minutes most worth watching. Christian agrees and whips out his cell phone to turn the experience into a lasting one courtesy of its camera.

“Oh, fuck, you’re good at this,” Christian observes, then orders the boy to “Get up.” Malakai is baffled. “Time to try that ass,” the man whose huge cock has drool running off it like a fountain explains. He doesn’t jam the thing up the blender-accused man’s ass right away, which is unexpected mercy. Instead, he spits repeatedly on his intended target. This meets with Malakai’s enthusiastic approval. He’s down to try to fit all that meat into his hole so long as there’s plenty of wet to get things moving.

Since that superhuman-sized Caucasian cock winds up inside of Malakai’s furry brown butt, there appears to have been enough wet. Shots from behind indicate it’s running down the back of his balls, in fact, so he’s good. “Oh, my God! It’s so fucking big,” he proclaims unoriginally but with energy. Christian is not gentle. He grabs the kid’s shoulders and just pounds against him, making the chair the bottom is poised on scrape on the floor. Although Malakai seems to say, “Oh, fuck that hurts,” at one point, he soon assures his captor that he “fuckin’ love(s) that dick.” I guess it depends on the moment.

The moment is right once he’s been flipped onto his back, because Malakai starts playing with his nipples, swaps some pillow talk of sorts, and says “fuck” a lot. He’s a delight to watch, with a gorgeous body and an expressive face that are both always in motion. When he experiences pleasure or happiness, he absolutely radiates, which is pretty damn sexy. Any time he reaches out as if to slow Christian’s pounding to a dull roar, we get a new angle, which is a little confusing. Fortunately, things are more sexy than they are confusing.

There’s nothing confusing about Malakai calling out, “Fuck! I’m going to cum!” Christian not only understands what that means, he thinks it’s a good idea and encourages the innocent man to do it. Soon white jizz lands in little pools around Malakai’s hairy navel and pubes. It looks like the ejaculation is accompanied by an intense orgasm because the boy keeps panting and breathing heavily and saying “Oh, my God!”

Of course, he’s being fucked on top of a piece of office furniture, which is something that the post-ejaculation Malakai wants to have continue. “Damn, that dick is so good,” he says in praise. Somehow, in spite of all the noise coming out of the youth’s mouth, we hear Christian warn that he’s now close to cumming. This happens and although we don’t get to see the event itself, we get to see him thrust and hold his hips against the boy’s asshole, filling it with warm splooge.

When the major butt plug that is Christian’s cock is removed, his deposited sperm doesn’t just push out or drain out. It also spurts out in an arc. Given that Malakai tells Security that there’s no promises he’ll avoid trouble in the future, Christian can be understood if he says, “Seems Like You Like It.”

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