THEO JAMES: ALL THE NUDE SCENES

Eyebrows. That’s the tweet. Theo James has a gorgeous model-hot face complete with... Ya... those eyebrows. But he’s so much more than eyebrows. Before blowing up on the series The Time Traveler’s Wife, Theo James was a YA heartthrob in the Divergent movies. His enduring sex appeal makes Theo a perfect candidate to receive the Body Of Work treatment! Let’s go, shall we?

Theo first got shirtless on screen while playing Four in 2014’s Divergent. He diverges from his clothes to show Shailene Woodley a good time! That face. That bod. Theo was destined for big things! Theo was ripped AND bearded… and oddly looking like Ben Platt… but that’s neither here nor there… in 2016’s War On Everyone.

He ditched the beard, and the shirt… for a scene in the same year’s Underworld: Blood Wars that does a fantastic job of showing off his insane abs. Underworld? We want Undercarriage! Theo first flirted with nudity in the 2018 movie London Fields during a sex scene with Amber Heard. We see his side ass, but not his full ass. Hey, at least he took a crack at it.

Thankfully Theo finally popped his dudity cherry in the 2019 series Sanditon. And just… wow. He surprises a woman by appearing fully naked, in broad daylight, on the beach! Theo has shredded muscles, breathtakingly distributed body hair - it’s a thing, trust us! - and that ass. Oh, that ass. Who wants to go to this beach and bury their head in that… sand. Ya… sand?

And finally, the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Theo James might just be the first celebrity to overdeliver on nudity. JK that’s not a thing. But he does go nude a hell of a lot on the mom porn series The Time Traveler’s Wife. Theo plays a time-traveling Chicago librarian, and he happens to only time travel fully naked. Okay, guess we stan time travel now. Theo shows off his rock-hard, super smooth ass five times in the first episode alone, and many many times after that. What did we do to deserve this series again? It makes sense that Theo plays a Librarian here, because he makes us want to breed. I mean read!

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