Joel Someone is Michael Boston’s Mormon Rescuer on Missionary Boys

When a Mormon Boy Leaves the Fold Where Does He Go?

If there’s one truth about religious extremism, it’s that escaping it is far more difficult than those outside of the madness realize. While escapees have a renewed lease on life, they often leave behind family, friends, and community. Fortunately for Missionary Boys who’ve had enough with modest underwear and its associated chastity and have, instead, decided that they are “Ready for a Gay Life,” the Mormon Rescuers are on the road.

Joel Someone is about as amiable a virgin killer as you could want. Dressed like anyone you could meet at Homo Depot, in denim pants and a bland poly-blend polo top, there’s nothing threatening and everything benign about his appearance. His demeanor is equally pleasant and welcoming. He sits in the back of a van with side and back windows and ornamented by a magnetic sign reading “Mormon Rescue.”

As Joel and the unseen driver joke back and forth, we learn that they are out to “save another soul” by picking up a Mormon boy who has run away from his “compound.” The lad in question is located in Provo, UT, and was able to hitch a ride with a trucker to a rest stop where he’s waiting for his Mormon Rescue escort. Joel catches the driver up on the boy’s stats. His name is Michael Boston and he’s beefy, which is something Joel heartily approves of.

When Michael said he’s been at a “rest stop,” he apparently meant “by the shoulder of the highway” because that’s where he is when they arrive. When he decided to run away, he also decided to take nothing with him except that could-be-a-waiter-could-be-a-Mormon uniform Missionary Boys wear. Talk about traveling light.

Once they’ve pulled over and determined that the Mormon boy on the shoulder of the road is their Mormon boy and not some stray, Joel asks him the big question. “Are you ready to start your new life?” We’re to assume from Michael’s non-committal “Yeah,” that he is, indeed, ready for the start of this new and improved life not lived in a Mormon compound. Michael’s not much for expressing himself we discover, so watch for subtle cues to his physical and emotional state throughout the 31-minute scene.

Once inside the Mormon Rescue van, Joel peppers Michael with questions, including those related to his sexuality. Specifically, has he ever gone on a mission, does he like boys, and why is he leaving the church. Joel and the driver do their best to set Michael at ease by assuring him that they, too, like boys, so it’s cool with them if he does, too. They also contradict years of brainwashing by telling him that there’s nothing wrong with masturbating. In fact, like talking about sex, every man masturbates.

This is all very mind-blowing for the quiet Mormon boy, as is the praise that both men direct his way. Joel confesses to having developed a stiffy during their chat and lays back, offering Michael the opportunity to feel it through the fabric of his pants. Having removed that layer of innocence, the older man returns the favor. Things could be awkward as hell at this point, but Joel manages to keep them light. “Why don’t you kiss me,” he asks. Then, upon receiving what can only be called a “sweet” kiss, he follows up with, “You kiss your grandma with that mouth? Kiss me like you kiss your uncle!”

It's been quite the day already for Michael, who has experienced his first kiss, first wiener touch, and first barrage of compliments about how cute he is. Also, “surly,” according to Joel, who admits that Michael’s a good kisser but expects the boy gets all kinds of privileges because of his good looks. They tell him he can look forward to being very popular once they get him to a safe house with others escaping oppression. Then, to prove himself right, Joel asks aloud in that rhetorical way that some people ask for sex whether anyone would like to suck his dick. Since the driver is busy driving, that leaves Michael’s mouth available for another new experience.

After some hesitant touching and cock-kissing, the boy has the firm column of meat that is Joel’s penis down his throat. He’s a natural! The driver and Joel comment on how quickly the boy comes up to speed on the whole sucking cock thing and how good he is for a first-timer. Joel wants Michael to keep his eyes open while attending to his dick, but that doesn’t happen. Nonetheless, Joel’s conclusion about Michael is, “You’re going to be fun. Oh, God. You’re going to be fun.” This is good feedback.

While the driver opines about the beauty of Provo, Joel expresses a desire to fuck Michael, but only after he briefly sucks his dick and then eats his ass. During all of this debauchery, Joel and the driver chat back and forth about how Mormon men all dress alive, how Michael looks like a “little penguin,” and what a “sexy, thick” butt he has. We get to see that it’s also beautifully shaped once he stops being shy and gets out of his pants.

Once that happens, Joel admires Michael’s family jewels and asks if he can pull the foreskin back. Given permission, he shows Michael what he’s been missing during the few years he’s been legal, and the boy agrees that blowjobs are pretty awesome. “It’s not every day you get your first blowjob,” the driver observes, speaking a truth as old as time.

It’s a good thing they’re taking a rural highway because there’s a lot that starts happening in that van, meaning a lot to see by onlookers. A lot of naked stuff. Joel gets Michael bent over the padded platform in the back of the van so he can inspect, finger, and eat his hairless asshole. It’s inspirational because Joel gets out of his own pants quickly while raving to his friend about how cute and tasty the former Mormon is.

Our boy Michael now knows two things. He likes having his cock sucked and he likes having his ass eaten. This will be useful information for him in the future. In the meantime, Joel is dripping pre-cum from excitement and uses the young man’s butt cleft as a good place to wipe it off. “As God intended,” wisecracks the driver, who seems to spend a lot of time looking in the rearview mirror. Then it’s time for the invariable jokes about anal sex hurting and how they won’t cause pain in a boy like this. “Not the first time.”

Having resolved to do the fucking without the pain, Joel slides his dick in and, well, Michael’s reaction suggests that it hurts anyway. Joel raves about the tightness of the boy’s hole and encourages him to lean into the dick. Pulled up close to Joel, Michael gets about as much pole in his hole as he can handle and seems relieved when Joel pulls out for a moment. The amiable, soothing Top wants to turn his partner onto his side for some “side mish,” which gives us an excellent view of Michael’s very busy no-longer virgin ass. Then Joel crawls up high on the youth’s back and fucks him like a bunny. A bunny who is impressed by the endurance of its fuck buddy’s orifice. “Look at the boy. He’s taking it like a man,” Joel observes while giving it like a man.

Everything changes when Michael’s on his back. Finally, it’s obvious he’s enjoying himself. He’s tugging at his cock, he confesses to feeling horny, but he never answers Joel’s question about whether he’s enjoying himself. He does take his remaining clothes off, giving Joel an opportunity to huff his sweat-drenched white tank top and comment about how “fresh and clean” the “boy sweat” smells.

Then Joel decides that it’s time for Michael to sit on his dick. He thinks it’s going to lead to his face getting covered in jizz, but he’s willing to accept the risk. “You know what,” he asks. “Cum all over my face, kid. You can paint my face with your fuckin’ boy load.” With permission like that being granted, Michael would be a fool to hold off. He’s quiet, but he’s no fool. He announces that he’s going to cum and then presents the world with a large pearl of white cum on the head of his cock. The more experienced man scoops it up with a finger, sucks it, and pronounces it “fuckin’ delicious.”

Still balls deep in Michael’s ass, Joel has decided he’d like in on this whole ejaculation thing. The boy’s face will work fine for a place to put it once it’s out of his cock. In fact, it will be fun to “anoint” the young apostate, Joel and the driver joke. They could take photos and send them to his family, they suggest. Then they’d leave him alone!

Having dropped his own load, Michael seems a lot happier with life. He drops to his knees like he’s seen porn videos where they do this before, and Joel’s cock spurts a protein-rich fluid onto his face. While Michael is removing it from his eyelids, Joel licks some of the rest off his cheeks and chin. Having proven himself “Ready for a Gay Life,” the rest of the ride is dedicated to getting him to the safe house so he can start it with other boys.

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