‘I Care A Lot’ Star Chris Messina Is The REAL Daddy Dick In Town

We talk a lot about zads on here. After all, we are licensed zadologists. But I don't want any of you to forget, even for a second, that the number one daddy dick in town has always been and will always be Chris Messina. While the forty-six-year-old Chris Messina has been in the biz for a hot minute, his star has been on the rise lately thanks to high-profile roles in Birds of Prey, The Sinner, and of course the Golden Globe-winning Netflix movie I Care A Lot.

And we do care a lot. About Chris Messina's penis. But before we get to his daddy dick, we have to highlight everything that makes Chris Messina your biological zad. Because a penis does not a zad make. Chris Messina has a gorgeous head of thick dark locks that you could lose a dick in, dreamy brown puppy dog eyes, masculine facial features, and a bod that could definitely keep you warm at night.

But what's really crazy is just how many times Chris Messina has gone nude in front of the camera. You can see his amazing jiggly ass on Six Feet Under.

And in 28 Hotel Rooms he showed his penis, balls, and bush six ways from Sunday.

Then came Digging for Fire. Here Chris Messina lets his cock and balls flop from side to side and he takes a running jump into the pool!

And this isn't even to mention Chris' nudity in Sharp Objects, The Secrets We Keep, and The Sweet Life.

If you would let Chris Messina do literally anything to you that he wants from the inside out, let me know in the CUMments!

See all of Chris Messina's full nude scenes here