It’s Mardi Gras, So Here’s A Rare Celeb Double Dick Flash!

Happy Mardi Gras everyone! Everyone and their DILF knows that today is the sacrosanct time of year when women expose their breasts to strange men for beads. But Mardi Gras isn't just about the ladies. Men also get blackout drunk before flashing their penises to strangers, and we're celebrating this storied and frankly beautiful tradition by reliving one of the best dick flashes in movie history. A rare double dick flash, in fact. Because what? Because Mardi Gras.

The 2016 drama American Honey is most famously remembered for Shia LaBeouf's sex scene in the grass. Shia gets so caught up in the moment that he exposes his penis root. If you like Shia penis root, this is your moment.

But there's another man who truly steals the show. Blonde surfer babe McCaul Lombardi looks straight out of Animal Kingdom (we're still not sure that he didn't film a gay sex scene with Jake Weary at some point). And what's really amazing is that McCaul flashes his surfer penis not once, but twice in American Honey!

21 minutes in, McCaul and the gang check out of a motel. When his friend calls him a virgin, McCaul pulls down his pants to whip out his very hot cock. I'm not a virgin, I have a penis!

Who's a virgin now beyotch. Then minutes later, as if one dick flash wasn't enough, McCaul goes the extra mile by grabbing his thicc cock and balls to wave them to a van full of people.