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Back in 2018 we checked in with gorgeous bulging Texas engineering student Keith Laue, and while not a whole lot has changed with his Insta-oeuvre since then, I thought it was about time that we check back in with this supercutie. Because why? Because Instagram keeps recommending him to me, and I don't want to make daddy Mark Zuckerberg angry. You wouldn't like him when he's angry!
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Keith Laue is what we in the industry call "the full package". In that his package looks very full. Like it's about to burst.
Yes Laue has a Superman face and matching Superman jet-black locks, and yes he has the bod that only a naughty jock Texas gym rat could have, and yes the fact that he's an engineering student means that Keith is good at dealing with loads. But he's so much more than that.
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He's an ass.
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And a big fat package in a wrestling singlet.
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And a visible penis head.
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And a whatever this is.
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And that's something worth celebrating in 2021. Plus, like, let's look at that swinging cock again...
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What's not to love?
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