Top Five Fattest Asses In Hollywood!

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From Mr. Man:

Hear ye, hear ye! We hereby decree that we like big butts and, we cannot lie. There’s something about a gorgeous celeb with a double wide bubble butt that really gets us going, so today we’re rounding up the men who put the ass in m-ASS-ive!

At number five it’s Alan Ritchson in 2017’s Blood Drive! The 6’ 2” tall jock gives us a heaping helping of haunches as he emerges from the ocean completely nude! Extra points for the blonde ass hair and jiggly cheeks. It’s an embarrassment of Ritchson.

At number four it’s Nathan Fillion in the 2002 series Firefly. I would ask where I can set my drink down, but I see a shelf over there. OH WAIT, that’s just Nathan Fillion’s double stuffed bubble butt! In other news, can this man PLEASE come out of nudity retirement already?

In third place we have John Cena in 2018’s Blockers. The wrestler-turned-actor sure isn’t a cock block here. He delivers the goods in a major way by letting his giant ass fly free while blindfolded! We’d love to dance cheek to cheek with him.

Our runner up is Henry Baker Judd in 1980’s Cruising. Wearing just a jockstrap, the stacked hottie gets slap happy in an interrogation room. We confess! To loving that perfect ass.

And finally, the bubbliest butt in Hollywood belongs to The Rock! He delivered his only nude scene while having sex on a desk on the 2015 series Ballers. It introduced fans to the most incredible celebrity ass ever caught on camera. He may be called The Rock, but those... are boulders.

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