Tyler Posey Says He Got His Thighs From Pooping A Lot

October 20, 2020
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Tyler Posey got on the thirst tweet bandwagon and the results are about as adorably awkward and hilarious as you would assume. Famously the Teen Wolf star stole the heart of the Dark Gay Web in 2017 with his jack off videos, and famously in 2020 he started an OnlyFans account on which he doesn't jack off. INTERESTING. OKAY. YEAH. GREAT.

Needless to say Tyler Posey is well versed in thirst, so it makes sense that he would take on his many online admirers for a thirst Tweet video. What's so sexy and surprising to me is just how distanced Tyler Posey is from the vernacular of today's youths. Youths like myself! Half of the references in these tweets go over his head, which honestly, only endears him more to me. I don't want a man who knows what a bussy is. (Posey does not, in fact, know what a bussy is). I don't even want a man who can use an iPhone. I want a man who recently learned how to create fire. Ya know? I want Fred Flintstone.

In a personal highlight, Tyler attributes his sizable thighs to pooping... a lot. What goes through a straight man's mind? The world may never know. Check out the full hilarious video and let us know your THOTS in the comments!