ICYMI: My Husband Pete Buttigieg Went Viral For Fox News Appearance

I joke a lot on here about my lust for Pete Buttigieg. I joke about his clinically obese ass cheeks. I joke about his Coke can cock. And I joke about his impossibly hairy balls that require industrial lawn equipment to maintain. And all of these things are true of course. But what I don't talk about enough is my fake husband's massive pink throbbing brain!

Pete Buttigieg truly has the gift of gab (these days he's moonlighting as Kamala Harris' debate coach) and isn't afraid to go head-to-head with even the staunchest Democratic Party opponents. In fact, according to Vogue, Pete has become "the unlikely breakout star of Fox News," and his talent for debate is no more evident than in this clip recorded after the first VP debate:

The pause after Mayor Pete finished them off is a thing of beauty. pic.twitter.com/iY7kl8cEJC

— Ava DuVernay (@ava) October 8, 2020

Buttigieg is asked about Kamala's evolving stance on political issues, to which he brings up the fact that religious zealot Mike Pence is teaming up with a man who slept with a porn star. To which the Fox pundit retorts "You will talk about the First Lady with respect!" JK, Pete was referencing Stormy Daniels. But could you imagine.

The Republican Party's MO is to highlight inconsequential discrepancies in the Democratic Party while simultaneously lighting a match to the environment, our political system, women's rights, etc., and I can't standddd when Democrats take the bait... or just plain aren't equipped to combat the bullshiz.

We as gay men are forced to interact with people who hold opposing views - often from an early age. It doesn't shock me that it took a gay person to put Fox News correspondents in their place. I'm not trying to take away from Pete's massive floppy brain, I'm just so happy to see a gay man on the national political stage. Besides Lindsey Graham. Basically, Pete Buttigieg made the English language his beyotch in this clip, and I love a man who is good with his mouth.

Jebus! Pete Buttigieg dropping bombs on @realDonaldTrump and delivering it with Midwest charm to boot! pic.twitter.com/4PgsmYorPQ

— MichaelLofgren (@MichaelLofgren) October 9, 2020