Kellyanne Conway’s Daughter Says Trump Is Actually “Doing Badly” After COVID-19 Diagnosis

October 6, 2020
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FEELING GREAT!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 6, 2020

The world has gotten so truly insane that you either have to learn to laugh, or learn how to build a spaceship, as well as develop the skills necessary to successfully colonize a new planet. Literally I'm doing both and seeing what sticks. This weekend we found out not only that President Trump was diagnosed with COVID-19, but that the White House would not be forthcoming about the seriousness of his condition. Trump famously hinges his success on the "power of positive thinking." He believes that by packaging his sickness as a COVID-19 success story, the White House is willing his full recovery into existence. This explains why Trump was seen wearing a Good Vibes or Good Bye shirt over the weekend.

JK he didn't do that. But I wish he did. As of Monday the White House quelled its mixed messaging regarding Trump's health, and instead doubled down on the narrative that he's in peak physical condition and is all but immune to the negative effects COVID-19 seem to have on men in Trump's general health bracket (over seventy and overweight). In fact we are getting word in that Donald Trump is actually Chris Hemsworth. As Thor. I love my Thor president!

Trump left Walter Reed Hospital and returned to the White House last night. You can read a detailed account of the shenanigans coming out of the White House HERE. But all you need to know for this post is that one crafty insider is spilling the tea in a major way. Kellyanne Conway's fifteen-year-old daughter Claudia Conway has info regarding Trump's health, and she took to TikTok to reveal that he's not as well as the White House would have us think. She stated both "guys lmao he’s not doing ‘better’" and "he is so ridiculous. apparently he is doing badly lol and they are doing what they can to stabilize him."

Hold on... pic.twitter.com/L7wDoWISk3
— 🌙🔮✨ (@SailorZZtar) October 5, 2020

We have no way of knowing if Claudia Conway has her facts straight or not, but at this moment in time I almost believe a 15-year-old on TikTok more than I do the White House. Naturally, Gay Twitter has found its new muse. After all Claudia is killing it on White House: Untucked! Check out just some of the Twitter reactions to Claudia's explosive intel below, and head to the comments to let me know how to build a spaceship.

Is there a Claudia Conway fancam yet?
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) October 6, 2020

we're gonna find out he's d word through a Claudia Conway TikTok huh
— Gus (@goldisacks) October 5, 2020

Claudia Conway is like if Deep Throat had a TikTok and began every video with "what's up, this is Mark Felt, here's some secrets" https://t.co/SC1POwq6Fx
— one claire, no trenchcoat (@clairewillett) October 5, 2020