Tyler Posey Shows Penis Bulge To Pimp Analogy About Sadness

 

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Now that my nipples and crooked jaw have your attention, check out my last post for some analogy inspiration ->

A post shared by Tyler Posey (@tylerposey58) on Aug 18, 2020 at 10:41am PDT

Teen Wolf alum Tyler Posey is one of the hottest THOTS in the biz, and the fact that I don't cover him extensively on here is something that I know I'll be answering for at the Pearly Gates. I start to get into him, but then I remember that he once consummated his skank.gov romance with Bella Thorne, and then everything goes to shit. And I KNOW what you're thinking: "But bitch, she's Bella Thorne." And you're right. Bitch, she is Bella Thorne. Point well taken.

Anyway Tyler Posey. I really have been sleeping on greatness, because Tyler has an adorable face and sexy lean and toned bod that he absolutely loves showing off on Instagram. His latest thirst trap pics comes with a twist - aside from the fact that it features his bulge in some super sexy small undies. In the caption Tyler directs us to his previous post, promising "some analogy inspiration."

The first pic on the post he directs us to is of a dog's genitals, but if you swipe, you can hear Tyler's analogy! He says that sadness is like a red traffic light. If it didn't exist, cars wouldn't stop, and would instead crash into each other. If we didn't stop to reflect on things, our minds would be a 50 car pile-up.

 

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Good morning! Swipe for a little analogy everyone to start the day. I could be wrong about it but I thought it was cool :)

A post shared by Tyler Posey (@tylerposey58) on Aug 18, 2020 at 9:55am PDT

Posey then tells fans that if they're feeling sad, they should seek help, because we aren't born with all the answers. I personally think it's genuinely sweet that Tyler wants to connect with his fans and help those who might be feeling down during the time of COVID-19. I have to admit that with the penis bulge and the dog genitals and the traffic patterns it's a little confusing, but I stan nonetheless. In the words of a certain singer-songwriter: "Wake up in the morning and I feel so gobby. Look into the mirror and say 'I love my body.'" Fuck it, here's the song. It's a damn bop.

 

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Can you believe it? I had em the whole time

A post shared by Tyler Posey (@tylerposey58) on Aug 16, 2020 at 1:47pm PDT

 

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So what so what, I’m a low life. Living the slow life

A post shared by Tyler Posey (@tylerposey58) on Aug 12, 2020 at 10:03am PDT

 

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Am I doing it right @casper ? Thanks for the love❤️🛌. 📷: @bellathorne

A post shared by Tyler Posey (@tylerposey58) on Oct 11, 2016 at 6:30pm PDT