Top 5 Big Fat Uncut Celebrity Penises

From Mr. Man:

Nothing gets our blood pumping quite like a man with a big fat juicy thick uncut penis. Call us crazy. Call us dreamers. But when an intact eggplant comes our way we find ourselves in a state of ’bate. These five actors all dared to show off their delish uncut dongs, and frankly, we’re forever ’bateful.

At number five it’s French fox Gaspard Ulliel in To The Ends Of The World. He casually showers fully nude with the boys, even washing off his uncut penis in front of the camera! We stan a hygiene queen.

Next it’s Martin Hedman in Kärlekens språk 2000. Yes Martin also bares his uncut member, but he edges out Gaspard by showing his rock hard erection as well!

And who could forget Thiago Cazado, who comes in at number three with Cousins. His double wide dong is visible through much of the movie, and it’s accentuated by his tight twink bod and au naturel bush.

Our runner up, if for any reason the winner is unable to fulfill her duties, is Georgi Naldzhiev in Touch Me Not. This truly gorgeous man strokes his truly gorgeous penis while a woman watches! We... like her.

And the best big fat uncut celebrity cock belongs to Juan Manuel Martino in Taekwondo. He casually sits on the counter with his mouth-watering penis casually hanging out for his bros to see. He’s an uncut above the rest!