Move over Jennifer Lowrent! The breakout star of the Hunger Games is obviously Josh Hutcherson. The naughty little spinner finally had his first-ever gay scene, and it's not not doing it for me on this gloomy ass Monday. Hutcherson stars on the quirky Hulu series Future Man. The third and final season was released this past Friday, and it turns out Hutcherson's character hooks up with a dude! A dude who apparently bottoms for Hutcherson's "abnormally sized penis!" A dude who transforms into Amelia Earhart for some reason! Get into it!
Josh and Paul Zinno share a gay kiss and we even see the two of them shirtless in bed together. During Josh's voiceover, we're informed that:
James (Zinno) wants to have sex all the time. He says I'm good at it. He also says my abnormally-sized penis is going to take some getting used to.
I'm not a doctor, but I'm still going to call it - that's hot. Right? Josh Hutcherson debuted his character's huge penis back in 2017 when he had a bathroom brawl with his less-endowed self.
Picturing Paul Zinno getting shish kebab-ed with Hutcherson's massive prosthetic? Not the worst thing that's come my way this week. Butwaitthere'smore. In the new third season Derek Wilson shows his super smooth and creamy ass!
Butwaitthere'smore. Back in season one Hutcherson actually jizzed all over Derek Wilson after being interrupted while masturbating!
There. I've given you everything you ever need to know about Future Man. Well besides the plot.