Ansel Elgort’s Huge Dick Is Trending On Twitter

Ansel Elgort No wonder why hazel grace removed her oxygen tank😂 pic.twitter.com/bFPNYN1L5S

— Nana (@Nana_1565) March 31, 2020

Ansel Elgort is a steaming hot 6' 3" tall slice of man pie, and we now have official confirmation that he has a huge penis. And that's pretty much that on that. Case closed. Class dismissed. Like and subscribe.

Elgort was the number one trending celeb on Twitter last night thanks to this paparazzi picture of his immensely huge bulge in basketball shorts. Is the word "breathtaking" too dramatic in describing what if feels like to take in Ansel Elgort's huge penis in these pics?

Previously we've spent our time covering Ansel Elgort by making fun of him for being a douchebag, and for being annoying and weird, but I take everything back. I'm so sorry and ashamed that I ever doubted Ansel in any capacity!

For as truly gorgeous and sexy as Ansel is, he's actually never gone nude on screen. Which seems like a downright crime. Not to be dramatic but I think it's about time Trump invoke the Defense Production Act on Ansel Elgort's dick. Give this country the morale boost it needs by making Ansel Engort show his massive medically fascinating penis! That sounds sane and not insane right?

Saw Ansel Elgort trending and thought he had that Rona... he does not. pic.twitter.com/Pr2LvmUa35

— Bibs (@BibsCorner) March 31, 2020

ansel elgort is trending number one bc he has a big dick i hate it here

— jess (@jessalookalike) March 31, 2020

good morning to ansel elgort only pic.twitter.com/rhQpXH7ohy

— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) March 31, 2020

🚨 | Ansel Elgort has tested positive for COCKBIG-19, according to TMZ. pic.twitter.com/hluveDq4p3

— m. (@anselsthirdleg) March 26, 2020

i thought ansel elgort was trending bc he got sick but it suprised me it was just that he pic.twitter.com/JNvj1wRepI

— alicia (@ARTICCHILE) March 31, 2020

good morning ansel elgort only to ansel elgort pic.twitter.com/7RxlBThmgN

— alicia (@ARTICCHILE) March 31, 2020

ansel elgort was hot even before we knew he was packing 😤😤 look at this mans pic.twitter.com/0OLsgup7uu

— Libby | yelena belova’s whore (@yelenasromanoff) March 31, 2020