Molly Ringwald plays Archie's mom on CW's teen sex party series Riverdale, and on the latest episode, titled "How To Get Away With Murder," Archie (quarter-Samoan faux-ginger creamboat K.J. Apa) walks through the front door of their house in just his boxers. Molly is all "Nom nom nommy who dis?" And Archie is all "Lol we just went skinny dipping but someone stole our clothes." But in actuality, he was incinerating crime evidence with Betty and Veronica in the woods. Okay we all caught up now? High school amirite.
TBH not even the Riverdale showrunners know what's going on with the series anymore, but they damn sure make certain Apa doesn't wear clothes in his scenes. His body is looking just as cut and flawless as always here. I mean his mom certainly doesn't have any complaints. And mother knows best! Is even one person reading this actually watching Riverdale? Okay hands down. Now, is anyone watching it for the plot? Just as I suspected...