Everyone's favorite faux-ginger quarter-Samoan creamboat K.J. Apa let his true thirst bucket colors shine on Ellen when he disclosed to the audience that he sent her a nude happy birthday video! Except the version that we see has a peach emoji covering his ass! What the fuck is happening why is life so hard for me!
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DeGeneres turned sixty-two at the end of last month and Apa marked the occasion by sending her a happy birthday message from his balcony - where he was chilling completely nude. He says that once he realized the reflection of his butt was visible in the window, he knew this was the perfect video to send to a famous lesbian and for some reason not me:
In my mind, I was thinking, ‘I don’t want to just do a normal video.' I remember being outside on my balcony, naked, and I was FaceTiming with my friend, and I looked at my reflection….and I saw my ass and I was like, ‘Perfect. Ellen!'
(You can see the full exchange here)
Perfect, except not perfect at all? Since we don't get to actually see K.J. Apa's perfect booty today, we'll take you back to the time we saw a little of his ass crack in ripped Calvin Klein underwear, because mama takes what mama can gets...
H/T: Justjared